Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

So this ends in murder suicide…..or?   I'm just trying to guess the TMZ headline in 2014.  

So this ends in murder suicide…..or?   I'm just trying to guess the TMZ headline in 2014.  

I only watch The Walking Dead to hate on it and be dissappointed.

I only watch The Walking Dead to hate on it and be dissappointed.

Pregnant.

Pregnant.

Didn't he beat a man to death with Don King in 1972?   I'm pretty sure Nixon pardoned both of them.

Didn't he beat a man to death with Don King in 1972?   I'm pretty sure Nixon pardoned both of them.

You should use your psychic powers to catch serial killers instead of complain about tv shows.

You should use your psychic powers to catch serial killers instead of complain about tv shows.

My mother's love of palindromes are why I'm named Bob Bob.  Also my mother is dumb and sucks at palindromes.

My mother's love of palindromes are why I'm named Bob Bob.  Also my mother is dumb and sucks at palindromes.

NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! STUPID!  YOU SO STUPID!

NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! STUPID!  YOU SO STUPID!

M. Night twist coming but Lack of Name is Rob Thomas.

M. Night twist coming but Lack of Name is Rob Thomas.

Rob Thomas is Sinbad's bitch and you better watch your mouth cause he is crazy.

Rob Thomas is Sinbad's bitch and you better watch your mouth cause he is crazy.

Dos more like duece, amIrightbros?     This album makes me want to take a shit.