Can someone please explain to me why the black chick is walking around with two zombie "pets"? Either they serve some VERY important purpose, or that is the stupidest shit I've ever seen. It's exactly the kind of thing that looks really cool in a comic book, but comes off as really stupid in real life (like capes).

Can someone please explain to me why the black chick is walking around with two zombie "pets"? Either they serve some VERY important purpose, or that is the stupidest shit I've ever seen. It's exactly the kind of thing that looks really cool in a comic book, but comes off as really stupid in real life (like capes).

Just give me Ash, some gasoline, and some chainsaw oil—and I'll take care of your goddamned zombies.

Just give me Ash, some gasoline, and some chainsaw oil—and I'll take care of your goddamned zombies.

How can the same thing happen to the same guy 12 times?

How can the same thing happen to the same guy 12 times?

"Mr. Marciulionis recalls his first visit to California, where, in a
Safeway market, he wept upon discovering that the fruits and vegetables
weren't rationed."

"Mr. Marciulionis recalls his first visit to California, where, in a
Safeway market, he wept upon discovering that the fruits and vegetables
weren't rationed."

I hate it when people romanticize New Orleans. This must be how Indians feel when some dumb-shit kid shows up on the reservation looking for mystical wisdom.

I hate it when people romanticize New Orleans. This must be how Indians feel when some dumb-shit kid shows up on the reservation looking for mystical wisdom.

I think I would rather listen to a 2-hour Eric Cartman rant about how much hippies suck and how bad this movie is than to actually watch it.

I think I would rather listen to a 2-hour Eric Cartman rant about how much hippies suck and how bad this movie is than to actually watch it.

One day the world will recognize Karl as the secret genius he is. And then everyone will look back and laugh at us for considering him an idiot instead of the man whose wisdom would ultimately solve all of mankind's problems.

Lee Majors is saving Christmas…one bullet at a time.

You make an interesting point. Tell you what—if I agree, I'll let you know in 5 minutes.

Leland Palmer did it.

Times New Roman was good enough for my grandpappy, and it's good enough for me, dammit!

Matt LaBlanc gets nominated over Louis C.K. for best actor in a comedy series?!?!?!?

She's played quite a few roles. A few of them weren't even drug-induced hallucinations.

I bet she would really love my mom's Christmas Meth Cake.