God, I hope they don't notice I have lice—and also an erection.

No, Brett specifically said she never did crack.

No, being the janitor for the Playboy Mansion's grotto is SLIGHTLY more demeaning.

Isn't "Evil Parker Posey" redundant?

My problem wasn't the content, it's that it wasn't funny. That's really the only "rule" I expect MacFarlane (or Matt Stone and Trey Parker too) to follow. I'm not even sure what the goal was of the episode, whether they were attempting a meta joke (like South Park's infamous "Terrance and Phillip" prank) or whether…

Fincher is WAY past his prime, friend. I think you're confusing 2011 David Fincher with 1999 David Fincher.

Not to spoil the ending, but it turns out that one of those three is the embodiment of all evil in the world. The other two can't skate.

She's going to reveal that the celebrity-drugged-up-trainwreck thing was all an act. She's actually a 80 year-old retired housewife from Des Moines.

And the skeletons of many a brave, but foolish, spelunker.

"And then I learned something and grew as a person" to be replaced with "And then I did more heroin."

The *really* weird thing about all these series is that every one of them apparently has Chuck Norris attached as the lead.

If you're going to buy a Tina Fey, go on ebay and get the model from 10 years ago. It's a lot funnier.

I just wish they would produce a female equivalent of Louie, where they were talking about masturbating and farting and stuff. Maybe they could get Sarah Silverman to be in it, and call it something like "The Sarah Silverman Program" or something similar.

Great, I spend over 15 years doing Memento-style self-deluding mental exercises to erase that show completely from my memory, and you just have to bring it up.

Cusak is an arrogant douchebag who has become more and more a pain-in-the-ass to work with as he's aged. Maybe it reminds him of a time when he could actually take some direction without storming off to his trailer and threatening to quit.

Make it Danny Glover instead of Donald Glover, and I'll get you backing, no problem

You, sir, are GREENLIT!

Maybe he replace that lame kid with a CGI actor.

Am I the only one who would like very much to beat Morgan Spurlock senseless?

If she looks this bad at 16, can you imagine what she's going to look like in 4 years, when she turns 46?