Except he's the only appealing character on the entire show, why would you hate him?

Kenard.

You are posting on the Onion AV Club with a username that references a SNL skit from the 1970s…

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 - No, the main problem is that it gives OBP and SLG equal weight.  Though, yes, it is also on a weird scale.

That sounds terrible, K. Thrace, but crying because you were bullied is not the same as suicidal depression, which is a medical condition.  I think you're still in the glib/naive zone.

That should read "OBP" not "OPS"

Suicidal depression isn't fixed by moving away to college and meeting more open-minded people.  That's the glib/naive part…

He's married to Robert Webb from Peepshow!  Cool.

Did you just sort-of compare Dan Savage to MLK?  Oh no…

Yes!  I feel like I can't criticize the "It Gets Better" thing because it's trying to do good, but the notion that telling people it gets better prevents depression is so naive.

N.W.A. and Ice Cube are rap music for white people who know about 3-4 rap groups.  Sorry!

I like lots of gangsta rap.  Go listen to that song.  It is disgusting, like most everything they produced outside of those two inexplicably amazing tracks.  They are probably the worst musical group in history.

Then you do not have ears.  I won't even bring up their bizarre misogynistic anti-abortion song.  It is the worst song I have ever heard.  I'm not exaggerating or using hipster hyperbole.  Literally the worst.

Plus, she was in the Mr Bean movie!!!

How could anyone not like "Clocks"? 

I'm listening to "Astro Lounge" right now!  This was a genuinely good album!

Counting Crows do not sound like Van Morrison. I simply do not understand this perpetual comparison.

A bottle of red!  A bottle of white!

That is the most embarassingly bad music video of all time.  Not even close.

Why does anyone dislike Hanson?  I think it's awesome that they were three little kids writing their own music and playing their own instruments.  And they made genuinely good pop songs.