Just admit that you were jealous about having never made out in dark hallways.

I had that album as a kid, and I can never tell anyone but I secretly still think it's pretty good.  Their biggest hit ("All Star") is the worst song on the album and the only one that I don't even like.

Ice Cube does kind of suck.  Though he also has a few more classics outside of "It Was a Good Day"

Does having two great songs count?

TVW, you review television for a living, how could you possibly be the least bit shocked that a "reality show" is scripted?

A better store? How many actual female comic book fans are there in the entire world, 5-10?

Nick Sobotka's girlfriend.  Because of her… uh… personality.

It's a pretty obscure movie, so you must not always very often.

Even after she had sex with that guy in that plane?

Joe Mauer is the perfect man.

There's plenty of misogyny and adolescent atheism elsewhere on the Internet, dude.

You've anticipated next week's list!

:(

Can anyone really "own" a pair of travelin' pants?

Dawes.  Dawes dawes dawes.  Dawes.  Dawes.

People who were in grade school when Beavis and Butthead was on are now in their 30s.  So, yeah, you are…

Fact: most of those fake reviews on Amazon were written by Leonard Pierce.

No, everybody is just off watching the East Side-West Side basketball game.

Loveline kept its original schedule that week, if anyone is interested the episodes are out there.  I still really like early 2000s Loveline, but it's kind of cringe-worthy listening to the episodes right after 9/11.  Lots of idiots who don't know what they're talking about and "let's bomb the Middle East" crap.

That is the lone memory I have of TRL: Tom Green's bum song reaching #1 and the TRL producers being forced to retire it early to let real songs back on the chart.