That scene from "Hannibal" might be a fun bit for the Swedish Chef.

Now that's just unkind. I mean, we all know Hasselhoff's physique isn't what it used to be but there's no need to rub it in.

It's almost as if he spent a large portion of his career receiving head injuries.

That painting was already adapted as Casino Royale, but Ian Fleming stole the credit.

Oh man, this is just like how Breaking Bad got everyone in America to love our mass-murdering Meth lords.

But the ones who could match the style of the old-school posters are getting harder and harder to come by.

That's exactly the sound my TV made when I yanked the cable out of the wall.

I think you mean "Netflixx."

I believe this process is known as "Meiosis." (Thanks, ninth grade biology class!)

@K. Thrace: by that logic, the only way you could do justice to a movie about Josef Stalin would be to tell it from the perspective of a made-up black character.

Something tells me Williams would have been more convincing as a gun-wielding badass than as ODB. (And by "something" I mean "every episode of 'The Wire' he appeared in.")

Pretty sure there were at least a handful of people involved in Idi Amin's life who weren't white Europeans.

Don't forget the whole "Magical Negro" trope.

Nope, must be some other guy.

Glad they cut it, that wouldn't even make sense by the standards of a time-travelling-naked-cyborg-assassin movie. They clearly established in the first film that the entire Terminator line was designed by Skynet for the purpose of infiltrating human resistance cells long after the U.S. Military ceased to exist.

The whole premise of a cyborg designed to infiltrate human resistance cells ceased to make sense as soon as it was established that the machines had entire product lines designed to look like the same guy.

Even if you're dealing with really simple puppets (which the gremlins weren't), building ten puppets is nearly ten times as much work as building one puppet. But turning one CGI gremlin into a horde of hundreds is just a matter of copy-and-paste.

That's why they didn't waste any time getting started as soon as they confirmed his involvement—when your lead is 86 years old you can't take a single second for granted. It's like trying to shoot a critical sunset scene before you lose the light.

That's why they didn't waste any time getting started as soon as they confirmed his involvement—when your lead is 86 years old you can't take a single second for granted. It's like trying to shoot a critical sunset scene before you lose the light.

Maybe the less intelligent gremlins talk in bad cockney accents. "Righ'-o then! Let's ea' 'em humans and ge' on wi' it, yeah?"