@avclub-64f027640f63616a277e92096313264f:disqus  Can I go now?

One of the many wasted opportunities of "Gremlins 2": they never had Gizmo eat after midnight. Would he still look cute in his scaly monster form?

Maybe they ALREADY DID. The first one may actually just be an inferior sequel to the funniest comedy of 2015!

"Say goodbye… to these."

Better clean the water filter then.

It's a time-travel flick. It can be a prequel and a sequel at THE SAME TIME.

Sir Mix-a-Lot helped create such an unsustainable demand that "Peak Butt" was inevitable.

If there's one thing causing all these mass shootings, it's that 20-year-old video game where nobody has any guns and demigods throw magical fireballs at each other in a one-on-one martial arts tournament.

That explains why Ted Nugent can get away with waving machine guns around while loudly threatening the President.

Approves exercising the Second Amendment, not so big on the First.

Big deal. Ronald Reagan wanted to take assault rifles before it was cool!

He was specifically comparing Spike Lee to his father's brother, Tom Campbell, who was notorious at family gatherings for pooh-poohing slavery-themed exploitation movies made by white people.

For some reason even the eBook version smells like tobacco.

I thought he was more convincing as the World's Whitest Mexican in A Touch of Evil.

Nude, violent CGI Jesus? YES.

It's a Small World is strictly BYOB.

Isn't popular culture overdue to switch back to mummies for a while? Even a "Creature from the Black Lagoon" remake would feel fresh at this point.