Excellent. Now let’s start tearing down monuments to Confederate traitors (but I repeat myself), and renaming roads and bridges and such named for them.

Girl, I remember on election night a man visiting from Canada messaged me on Grindr. Needless to say I broke modern medical science, impregnated myself with triplets as a contingency and am now planning an early spring wedding at a Dave and Busters in Ontario.

Obama should offer a deal to put Trump on Mount Rushmore in exchange for saving the ACA. I think it would be accepted.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Not really wanting a reply to this question, it’s more rhetorical - but who the fuck 1) watches a video of a suicide and 2) decides to share it? Jesus wept, man...

My fave- “and this is my suitcase, Robert.”

Wait what? I thought it wasn’t out until this weekend! I have wasted DAYS!

I’ve realized that my greatest achievement in life is probably that Ms. Fisher once “liked” a tweet I twitted.

I have yet to hear a single Republican explain clearly why they think the ACA is such a bad thing. Why giving 30 million citizens access to lifesaving care is something that needs to be undone. Or why they are not a bunch of blood-sucking, evil hypocrites considering they all get free healthcare for life at our…

It was an amazing coincidence that the death of the prohibition on selling out coincided exactly with the moment that selling records ceased to be profitable.

So I’m like a million fucking years old and I understand that this has become my get off my lawn moment but I really do miss a time when selling out was a bad thing.

Never having seen an episode of 7th Heaven, I can still swear with certitude that Catherine Hicks’ quip about Collins’ coffin in still the best thing about that show ever.

Super agreed! (He dated Tyra Collette. He can marry Kirsten haha.) (ETA: Also fun fact — he was the only FNL cast member who had actually played high school football!)

YOU DONT SAY THAT ABOUT LANCE

I can’t even begin to aspire to that level of genius.

I guess it goes to show the current state of affairs that my immediate assumption on reading the headline was that she died.

Fun fact: Fred Armisen did his pitch-perfect Penny Marshall impression for this memoir’s official book trailer. In it, Penny answers a phone call from Carrie.

Someday I may figure out if I liked it, but I am glad it exists and I love talking to people about it.

Nobody embraces deprecation better.

It’s great when John Oliver is referenced here because it gives me the opportunity to say: