Yeah, by all accounts, that relationship was super stable and everyone involved was super satisfied.

I think they already like sex

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

i would watch a show about doula warriors

OH BOY. I was all . . . well, if it's consensual, I'm not gonna judge! And then:

fuckin jenkins

PEOPLE. STOP SPECULATING ABOUT HIS SUCCESSOR. SOME OF US NEED TIME. THANKS

I don't know what this says about my generation, but in a very real way, he was our Walter Cronkite.

My boyfriend was a very close friend of mine before we dated, and our circle of mutual friends was about 70:30 men:women. One night, it ended up being me with a bunch of the dudes out for drinks, and it came up that ALMOST ALL OF THEM had an uncle or dad who taught them that 'trick'. I was like 'NO, NONONONO'.

I love your phrase 'chronic over-functioner' so much I wanna marry it - I've never seen my approach/tendencies described so succinctly before. By the time I was 24, I'd already managed to burn out twice. The 'fucks to give' budget is a lot tighter these days.

Once, at a company where I was the only woman, I got in the habit of making the 1st pot of coffee because I was always the first one in. The CPO said to me one day, 'I'm glad you make the coffee, it tastes better when a woman makes it.' I bought my coffee on the way in from then on and never brewed another pot.

My super awesome mom, after years of working as a successful independent consultant, recently accepted a job as an executive/c-suite level employee at a financial firm. She is the only woman executive. During her first week, another executive told her part of her duties would be to cover the phones when the…

This is me. I refuse to do someone else's dishes, point blank.

The plot looks objectively terrible.

No, clearly the contract was delivered upside down.

Indeed! Seems a little unfair to literature and art though. I'd have just used words and pictures.

I dunno, the success of Downton Abbey has shown that Americans are actually far more comfortable with a period piece than you might expect.

Ovary funny.

Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period.