I have 3 ducks, and I slipped while cleaning their pool out on Monday....just found out that I didn’t break any bones, but tore my rotator cuff and a ligament that keeps my shoulder joint in place. My shoulder keeps falling out of place whenever I move or breathe. I’m kind of over it at this point.

Bless you

My boyfriend turned down an airbnb request from a white man who’s profile picture was of him with his frat logo on display on his shirt. I was proud of him at first, then worried if we were not considered accepting any longer.

My neighborhood is so embarrassingly racist, I wish I never signed up for NextDoor. But it’s like the train wreck that I cannot look away from, but that makes me so uncontrollably angry. I’m so torn.

My boyfriend and I rent our guest room on Airbnb in Richmond, Va, mostly to traveling nurses or medial students who stay one month at a time. We are both white, he’s 32 from England, I’m 31 and from Texas. We are passionate about sharing our space with people from other cultures, races, countries, etc. We’ve once had…

You’re my hero. I go to CiCi’s every Valentine’s Day. This year, my British boyfriend’s first time, said with a huge grin “This pizza has macaroni on it! It’s so bad!” and “I can’t wait to come back here, in ten years.” Looks like we’ll be broken up by next V-Day.

I remember the summer before my freshman year I got a call from my soon to be roommate (I hadn’t received any mail about who my roommate was, but apparently they had sent her my phone number). She asked me what my decor style was, and that hers was animal print. When I moved in she had her side covered in leopard…

I once tweeted Neko that her on the Middle Cyclone cover was my patronus charm.....she replied saying it was the dorkiest thing she had ever heard and that she loved it. I died.

But the IUD is like hormones that only hit your uterus! AND lots of women don't have periods with the IUD. I love my IUD more than most thighs and can't imagine life without it.

I’m so thankful to have a roomba AND pets who don’t shit in the house!

Everything of mine is dying!!!

Gonna try to get my British boyfriend to call me a cunt tonight!!!

I'm a guy thigh kind of gal.

A friend who was having anxiety issues more so than alcohol issues was drinking a lot to deal. Her therapist and she decided to use the two drink rule, so she could participate in the hang out, but have a limit. One drink will always lead to two, but two drinks simply doesn’t have to lead to three.

It’s a Texas thing. All my friends from growing up and who stayed in the state ALL HAVE LETTERS EVERYWHERE.

Before I was allergic to eggs I LOVED deviled eggs. My boyfriend got me 3 per ducks, and when they start laying should I try eating them? Would duck eggs make good deviled eggs?

My Ducks haven’t started laying yet. Everyone says they’re better than chicken eggs, and since I am allergic to chicken eggs there is a chance I will be able to eat my duck’s eggs! If not it's ok, I got the ducks mostly because of the cute factor The black duck is getting her blue/green feathers in and I'm very…

I was very good friends with a woman who spent her entire 20's traveling the world in a rock band. After 10 years of being worshiped and catered to by everyone in her life, being friends with her became too much for me because I wasn’t offering to do the same when her band decided to reunite. I was required to cater…

This is my cat pretending she is dead...on the middle of the road....where cars drive down constantly. We have one dog, 2 cats, 3 ducks, and 4 chickens. Everyone gets along ALMOST fine. One cat with the dog beef every once in a while, and the ducks will sometimes try to eat a chicken’s face. But other than that, we…

This is my kitty being a total creep watching my puppy sleep.