This is my father who was skinny as hell, who taught me to love St Louis baseball and how to be funny. He passed away 9 years ago at 55 from a heart attack.

I haven’t quite figured out my egg allergy but this could be great!

I usually win at this too....hi I’m Baby Cluck.

I came here for the baby jokes.

I will never forget what a cooked placenta smells like.

Ugh, I don’t even remember, but I’m sure I said something, I was a mess. But I DID remember today that I drank with White on my ex’s wedding day, not the day I found out he got engaged.....they were married on what would have been our 1 year wedding anniversary weekend. So grim.

I don't think I'll ever have children because I don't want to live without an IUD ever again.

We are all connected by Ron White.

I don’t know about him, but I totally flipped when my ex got engaged to a mutual friend of ours. I went to a bar and ended up drinking with red neck comedian Ron White that night.

I would be glad to leave, getting a country to accept an American is sometimes difficult.

I didn't know what cava was until I read about it in a romance novel recently. I am curious.

Jana and John David are twins, not Josh.

I already took Tinder profile pictures with a mini donkey. Donkeys can not be my go-to!

The best I can come up with is having a new pair of socks every single day.

My best friend owns a comic book that was once owned by Rachel Maddow, which I thought was pretty rad.

Isn't this a Seinfeld episode?

Praise G-d from whom all blessings flow!

My boyfriend mentioned something about my “pale porcelain skin” this weekend and it was the best compliment of my life.

I want to go to there.

I call the month of recovery from having my tonsils out “the month I didn’t poop.” It impresses all the boys, I pretend.