Can we get a gif of Anne Hathaway on the wrecking ball and flipping the bird, please?

I have reoccurring dreams about Kathleen Hanna, I don't know why exactly, but I'm incredibly proud of this.

I got strep in my eyes once. I have never felt so filthy in my life.

I got in trouble today at work for asking my boss for more information so then I can properly bill a client, because according to him I should be able to read his mind. Then he asked me to make him coffee. I'm thankful I have a therapy session later today.

Incredible

Band didn’t take me seriously and were not prepared to record.

I used to be an audio engineer. My last day on the job a drummer cried and I quit the studio.

I was hired to do one task, I now do so many tasks that my boss printed out two pages when he told me he couldn’t give me a raise until I’ve been here a year.....not for the additional jobs I’m now doing. Whatever, this isn’t the first time.

I'll read the article later, but I just need to point out I was on a date with a guy on Sunday and Murphy Brown came on the tv and then we started making out. It's my new go to for action.

Katie Holmes looks like she's one of the mole woman.

I have a date tomorrow morning with a guy who is from England. He knows I'm wanting to move there and need a greencard....this is nuts. I don't know, wish me luck?

I sat on it, and it was comfortable as hell. I've never been so starstruck in my entire life and it was for a damn chair. Also #tinderpic.

I have this friend, and yes, I turn it as fast as I can, mostly because that's when their narcissism starts to come out in full force.

eyebrow envy

I'm concerned I can't figure out how to say his name.

I had a panic attack in a Relaxation Yoga class (aka laying down in different positions). Boxing is totally more my style.

The baby jokes will never get old. My boss wonders why I laugh out loud.

Once I found out what The Chive was (I worked at a screen printing shop and had to print those dumb shirts) I was glad to know to swipe left on dudes who post "KCCO" in their tinder profiles.

Though I'm not a teenager, I received a free IUD from a similar grant program in Colorado, and it's great. If I ever have a daughter (which seems unlikely because I love my life with an IUD and never want live without one), I'll be marching her into the doctors office to receive one.

Though I'm not a teenager, I was able to receive a free IUD from Denver Health Hospital. It's a great program and I'm incredibly thankful that I have one.