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Going to buy an Alfa and expecting it to be reliable is like getting an escort and expecting not to get an STD.

No kidding. I have a hard enough time convincing myself to buy some German...but Italian??? Yeah, right.

Good driveway ornament, not such a good car.

It’s not going to change soon, either. It took Jaguar about 15-20 years to shake off its reputation for poor reliability and quality.

There’s no way I’d consider an Alfa until a couple years have passed go see exactly how bad the maintenance is. The smallish dealer network can’t help.

Gorgeous car. Wouldn’t touch it with a 10 foot pole.

I’m guessing you don’t have many track days. I have quite a few. The cars I have driven range from a Miata to a 918. I currently drive a 991 cup car on the track.

On top of that GM is so solid on 1LE / V8 Camaros they openly stated that any Camaro with at least one of those two qualifiers will not have the warranty voided over track use.

Sorry, but that’s bullshit.

To paraphrase Jezza “When you go over 500 bhp, it’s only a matter of time before the average driver ends up in a tree or worse”.

LOL those cars will never have 3rd and 4th owners. They will be crashed long before that.

I’m thinking most of them will end up wrapped around a tree.

Someone’s gonna say it, so here goes:

Nice April Fool’s Joke, Jalopnik.

It’s almost like all the camera phones create an EMP that disrupts the cars computers and forces the traction control settings, brakes and accelerator to all malfunction at once.

You know it wasn’t a Mustang because it turned away from the pedestrians.

If there’s one thing Trump is good at, its embarrassing Republicans... his own damn party.

McCain is the worst. He’s a spineless shit right now. So much potential but he was old dare risk his seat, even though at his age who knows how much longer he should serve. What a disappointment. IIRC he didn’t oppose a single cabinet appointment. Maverick my ass.

Hillary needs to run for congress representing NY. We take the House in 2018 and make her Speaker THEN impeachment starts :P