Transatlantic flight from Heathrow to JFK after getting fired in London from my job in NY. Due to light dusting of snow in London flight was cancelled, had to sleep at airport. Next day get on plane. Two old ladies stop at my seat and say one of them has the seat next to me, the other a few rows back, would I mind…

JUST ANNOUNCED!!! Ford announced that OJ Simpson will be the spokesperson for the new Bronco! A special limited edition version called the “JuiceMobile” is rumored to be released on a very special date - June 12 . The JuiceMobile will be white and will sport a blood red interior. During the kick off commercial Simpson…

Why would he let his son drive the car? children should be seen and not driving. Anyway, my late husband never liked electric cars. He always said you could get electrocuted driving one. so he bought a 1959 rambler American. It was the best car money could buy. But unfortunately oneday a large Asian fellow tried to…

Can we please talk about how this motherfucker (Trump) ACTUALLY took on John Lewis over MLK weekend?! Because if you need any further proof that the Orange One is running scared about the Russian involvement questions, this is certainly it! No other reason to take on a civil rights icon than to divert from those…

If wingnuts can believe Obama is a socialist communist Muslim from Kenya, I can believe the Russians have a Trump sex tape. Which seems more likely?

Looks like the 24 people who still watch Family Feud will be boycotting.

He’s a black man Trump watches on TV. In the words of David S Pumpkins, any questions?

I didn’t know about the urination rumors!

How weird is it that normally, Steve Harvey meeting the president for politics would be a surreal joke but with Trump, it’s reality?

The best part about the sketches is how close to reality they are with only slight exaggeration. And so fact laden that you look these things up and realize how god awfully true all of it is.

Gonna be drinking a lot of XXX to handle this sloppy fuck fest of idiots.

I love the little Russian pin on Trump’s lapel. It’s the little touches that make these sketches great.

As he said, This is real life. This is really happening.

If he just stayed on teevee being JD or the Butternut Squash Barf Splat, and 100% stopped saying awful shit in his personal encounters with other humans, he might actually cancel out his previous bad deeds and eventually become beloved.

Two things I learned from this:

Hello! It’s me, Steve Harvey. I do government now. Will this bode well for our country?

I never thought i’d be team Alec Baldwin, but this is the world we now live in I guess.

Most of the joy I had while watching SNL last night was how furious it would make that cretin.

If I were in OKC, I would monitor the proceedings of this case. I would want to know, by independent testing if necessary, exactly how fast that Mustang can go.