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YES MAX ! ! !

Do you honestly think anyone, I mean ANYONE would read thru all of this drivel? Really?

Wake me up when the Tesla sheit show is over please. Thanks.

I called my late husband zero, but he was so hard of hearing he thought I was calling him Zora. Ha!

I called my late husband Zora. He thought I was calling him Zero....well because he was a big zero!!!!!!!!

Say what????

Ohhhhh I need one. NOT!!!!!!

My late husband would watch the race and if Dale Ernhart didn’t make other drivers crash he would pick up the bottle of Jack Daniels he was drinking and hurl it at the television set. That would upset our pit bull named “PitBull” and he would run around the house barking and biting everything in site. What a site, but

Do you take pictures of them?

My late husband used to have a girly pin up calendar mounted to the dashboard of our 61 Rambler Classic. Sometimes police officers would pull him over and ask to see the pictures.

Musk must go. 

My late husband had an accident one year. Left the Rambler in gear when he got out to help a young woman in a bikini. The Rambler crashed into a mail box, street sign and a taxi cab. The old fool didn’t care....he continued to help the bikini babe until the police came and arrested him for DWI. Stupid old goat. 

rumpster is a dope. 

Stupid, Stupid and Stupid. What where these idiots thinking!?!?!?!? JUST WRONG!!!!

Munro is a snob!!! My 1990 Kia runs just great....ok so it has a few rattles....and the trunk lid needs a bungee cord to keep it closed. But only the front fenders are rusted through, not the rears. The kids like the smell of the exhaust wafting thru the holes in the floorboards so its like a treat for them. We keep

Mmmmm, haven’t had the same experience in my Miata. But then again, its a 2017 RF. Cool car......

If you build it, they will come. And spend.

Cena must be suffering from wrestler brain damage.....and needs to get a pair of Depends.

I’ll take my Jetta in dark blue with white leather interior please.

My young looking son was interested in a Vette Z06 and the dealer blew him off without even listening to him. Of course he found a dealer who sold him one. My son was SOOOOO tempted to go back to the sheit head salesman and ask him how much commission he lost since he bought the exact car elsewhere.....its rare to