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No words needed.

That’s udderly amazing!

Her snapchat should be made part of the public record as a reminder to not sext and drive!

Somehow I think having her boobs out fascinates the commentariat enough that they’re willing to suspend judgement on the other offenses in the off chance there might be photographic evidence provided at some point.

The officer didn’t see it coming. Was temporarily blinded by high beams.

Photos, damn it! WE NEED THE PHOTOS!

That’s the only charge? Must be nice to be a White Girl™

Photos or it didn’t happen.

If ads were honest :

This is at the point where Jalopnik can just post a picture of people lining the street, with no caption and everyone will know what’s about to happen.

I’m calling for Chevy and Toyota NASCAR drivers to take a knee during the national anthem at their races to raise awareness of the senseless violence Ford Mustangs are wreaking on the innocent public.

I used to be annoyed that I could never make myself wake up before 10am on a Saturday because it meant I could never attend a Cars & Coffee, but now I’m starting to see that it’s not such a bad thing... It might just save my life one day.

mustang driver is mustang driver. but dad of the year brings his kids to gawk at a spot where everyone goes to see cars do what mustang driver did. note that even after mustang is stopped he is still gathering his offspring and getting them out of the way of danger.

Driver looks pretty proud of himself for almost wiping out some kids

What was wrong with that other Mustang right in front of it? It just drove off. Like how a car would if it wasn’t a Mustang at C&C. I hope it’s OK...

I am starting to wonder which one is worse, the Mustang driver or the lemmings that line up on the side of the road that by now have to know this could happen.

They are going to have to change it to Cars and coffee and crashes.

I like how he’s all like ‘yeah yeah,’ when that curb is the only thing that prevented him from being charged with vehicular manslaughter.

I hope the repair bill to straighten a clearly bent axle is a goddamned fortune for this unrepentant cocksucker.

I’m surprised that insurance companies havent added a “no coverage at cars and coffee” line in their mustang policies.