Maybe it was for the good of the community. I have a friend who becomes irredeemably farty when he drinks cranberry juice (well, cocktail, not the juice; straight unsweetened cranberry juice is undrinkable). Yet he keeps seeking it out and drinking it when he thinks no one will catch him, then releasing…

You’re acting as though I out of nowhere commented about how glad I am Bernie lost or something. I didn’t. Someone else commented about the shifting narratives around Bernie. I explained why that might be the case. There is nothing impolite about that.

You’re seeing someone else’s post with your name and avatar? Don’t worry about it, it’s just a Kinja bug. Refresh the page and you’ll see whose it really is (mine, I’m guessing, you replied to me).

Looks like a Jimmy Durante monkey poking his nose out for some air.

Am i wrong but ,, IT WAS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN ,, that killed the people in Orlando ...

To be fair, for many women, having sex nets them nothing in return.

I give my husband a gift from our dog on fathers day. He doesnt give me anything on mothers day. Thats why the dog buys him something I like too. Our daughter sends something but shes 2000 miles away and is usually not on time.

Sex as a gift on special occasions is so heterosexual. #ThingsStraightPeopleDo

“. . . many dads would rather get laid than recieve a Father’s Day gift.”

O_O

Impregnating a woman does not make you a father. Raising a kid - not necessarily biologically yours - does.

I remember him from Popular. This is very sad.

I don’t usually use the term “basic bitch” but jfc if I didn’t feel like one after reading this. I have a photo of myself in front of the pink wall in LA (where I live now), in front of the Jeremiah mural AND “Greetings from Austin” (where I went to school), and one in front of a “Greetings from San Diego” mural…

1. Shop selling expensive luxury version of an everyday product moves into a neighborhood with cheap rent

Well shit, maybe we should all just stop having kids and move on to a child-farming scheme straight out of our favorite dystopian nightmare.

The whole of the UK is in shock right now. It’s so very, very disheartening.

Wearing pants and button up shirts. Short hair. Not wearing makeup.

Ughhhh I can’t wait for the debates it’ll be a bloodbath

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