As a Brit, the entire fraternity/sorority pledging thing, remains an eternal mystery to me. What is with foisting this weird Masonic shit on students, as a matter of course? To put up with that kind of nonsense, I’m going to want a guarantee, along the lines of worldwide stardom/millionaire by 30. The only comparable…

Regardless of the merits, this is REALLY bad timing, dude. Your name is going to be handcuffed to BROCK TURNER UNREPENTANT STANFORD RAPIST forever.

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

I could give two shits about Jay Z, but I am DEFINITELY going to start washing my butt like that.

Did they find any more of these hilarious socks?