i loved matt damon until he opened his mouth on project greenlight and diversity in film. fuck him

Katy gets the Olympic spirit.

Right, Katy has songs like Firework about how even a plastic bag can achieve its dreams.

I mean, the woman made herself likeable by writing songs about how she’s bad at things. Not really the attitude shared by Olympic athletes. No one walks into a competition thinking “I’m here to make friends, and it’s okay if I suck at what I’m doing.”

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

Is it possible that ... he actually is so white that it’s contagious? Maybe there *were* several African-Americans and Latinos in the group, but after repeated Ryan exposure, they TURNED WHITE?

The overwhelming whiteness is like “WHOA!”

My nine-year history on Jezebel is an open book, free for anyone to look at and judge. You, new account with a couple dozen posts?

Who calls their significant other by their full name?

I know just the other day I said to my husband,Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspiritus, “why, Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspirituswho is totally my husband there are people who do not believe that our love is real. I think that you, Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspiritus, my serious and sincere and not fantasy…

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

So much this. Labia come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. They do not get fucked into flappiness.

And by “snacks” you mean hookers and blow, right?

He seemed so much more peaceful when he was still in The Eagles.

I think you’re on to something as far as Hiddleston is concerned. Clive Owen, whose initial appeal (IMHO) was similar to Hiddleston’s, is frequently described by those who know him personally as a hugely non-sexy nerd. Owen has also been short-listed for the Bond role and is largely considered to have a seductive,…

Anyone who actually has an issue with this needs to take a deep breath and contemplate their priorities in life.

You’ve been very lucky with your bosses if this doesn’t ring true to you.

That Texas woman wasn’t a reverse Atwood—she was a straight up Medea. That’s some classical shit right there.

It helps if you’re stoned, 23, you don’t have cable, and it’s 1996.

I actually thought that Cox’s murder at the hands of a pro-Brexiter would get people to vote to stay in droves. Silly me, thinking that women’s lives should be valued.