Tell her to try the Seche Vite topcoat. It’ll work with any brand of colored polish. Also it’s important to use a base coat, if she doesn’t.

Hello, Scarecrow. I’ll see you in my nightmares.

Hillary legitimately looks great like that.

I was literlly having this argument with an anti vaccine anti medical care person yesterday. People have prayed for literally thousands if not millions of years for xyz ailments to be cured. In the last 100 years God has finally granted that wish providing us with soooooo much knowledge and allowing us to live nearly…

According to one of my Grandpa’s favorite jokes, it’s D (this is the closest version I could find with the googles):

Here is Fiorina’s horror show. A baby born early, yet alive and kicking and screaming but left to die...in the name of the illegitimate son of the invisible man in the sky, who I am sure puts blind stupid faith above compassion and decency. And, unlike Fiorina’s fevered fantasy vision, this really happened.

That was an amazingly long-winded and much winding route to a final point that really has no foundation in reality.

Children in bookstores (actually, by this I mean their parents) are the WORST.

I went to the site just to see if there was anything deeply discounted of interest...mother of god. How is EVERYTHING awful? Like not one single piece of clothing looked flattering or comfortable. Not even the muumuu thing at the end.

I get this, and I’ve often felt the same way - usually on flights; however, my dad can’t help but talk to strangers. He’s the chattiest old man around- and it has nothing to do with him hitting on anyone. He just thinks it’s rude to sit within three feet of someone and not address that person. Undoubtedly, this is a…

How do I get this job tho.

I’ve had bangs for six years, but childlike and sad is the look I’m going for. (pro-tip: dry shampoo is a bangs lifesaver)

Counterpoint Exhibit 1 - I cut my own bangs a few weeks ago, because they cover at least two of my fivehead, and they look goddamned awesome.

You’re basically saying the same thing men say about women all they type in situations: women are manipulative liars, etc... I would agree that suspension seems a bit much, but you think that the correct response would be to tell a young girl that she doesn’t deserve to be believed if she feels threatened by a man?…

Yep. If it doesn’t look good on the 90-pound model, it’s not going to look good on me.

Wrap dresses are WONDERFUL in that they’re easily adjusted to your liking. Faux-wrap dresses are FUCKING BULLSHIT, and combine all the worst elements (waist at wrong level, neck too high or low, front skirt flaps that may or may not have enough fabric/overlap to prevent flashing in wind/when sitting) with the complete…

Oh mannnnnn! I managed to stop biting my nails about two years ago - I’ll still chew them off if I’m stressed out but the impulse to gnaw compulsively that they had plagued me for 30 years has finally worn off. Anyway, they were crazy weak so though I wasn’t eating them anymore they were still really short because…

same, nipple cream with lanolin does wonders for cuticles though

All the skin around my fingernails. It’s just chewed up as fuck. I get those dry little peelies, and then I peel/pull at them subconsciously, and don’t realize what I’m doing till my fingers are all bloody. Eventually they scab over...but then I pick at the scabs, and it’s just a neverending cycle. BAH!

Did another gel manicure this weekend on the heels of a previous one. Usually I wait, but my nails are finally growing and they look so strong and healthy. But really, they’re ruined on the inside. Just like me!