So that lazy asses like me don’t have to bother taking it off!

Can we exclude the cooking shows from this? I don’t want Alton Brown to go behind bars. He’s too delicate, he’ll never make it.

So long as Mitch McConnell draws breath, the GOP is a threat. That fucker is a gamesman of the highest caliber, which is the nicest thing I can say about him.

I had a rude awakening this month when I bought a long lasting lip thing from Stila. Didn’t realize that it was metallic..I had a sample of another color that I liked that wasn’t. Put it on..only to see all the sparkly stuff gather in my lip wrinkles. Because I am too old for this shit now. Same with matte..my lips…

Could you maybe do some with women (and dudes too, if they want) of various ages? I’m in my early 40s and I would like to see looks that are not so effing tasteful/dull but still age appropriate.

How did she not share the poem!!! how!!!!!?????

Jeb Can Fix It!

Yeah I saw a feature on Buzzfeed with the price tags of items that the characters on Parks & Rec wore and sweet baby jesus, each outfit cost like 5000 bucks. Completely incongruous and lazy-ass costume design.

Yes for instance, I love the work clothes on parks and rec, but even April Ludgate is wearing designer shit and I feel that goes against her ethos especially in the first few seasons when she is a community college student!

I just wanted to give a shout-out to Jerry Barns. Not for the giving $2 bills as change, which was indeed nicely done. But for this little detail:

As an only child, I take offense at that! Besides, it's obviously middle child behavior.

i find $2 bills to be convenient.

Reminds me of the Lewis Black bit on the Daily Show from 2012.

I grew up in Indiana, and we didn’t do DST until 2006. I miss those days. Down with DST!

Yeah, I was wondering why the language used was so tiptoe-y... it’s unequivocally a swipe. You can’t have that much similarity by coincidence.

They just made the ass bigger and thighs thinner. 80’s manga is depicting women’s bodies too realistically for modern mainstream culture.
Feminists might have a point.

“Looks like it could be -”

I am so much better than I was, but in college I “lost” a kitten for a couple of days, under my bed. And she didn’t starve.

Same here. I really like her. Not in a campy way, not ironically, genuinely like her.

Free Kesha.

Kesha is someone I started out thinking “No.” about and was completely wrong. Team Kesha here.