“On a long and lonesome highway, east of Omaha...”

Can’t wait to see what shitty song lyrics Irsay tweets in response to all of this.

“Maybe someone could open the baby gate for Daniel Fells?”

Tina Fey never impersonated a politician.

Weeeee your daddy actually got to get on the field weeeeee

Kids like this kid:

First Dyson sucks. Then he blows hot air.

Fall Ball