Next time they should just hire whoever does the arby video game stuff

Oh, I get it... Mario is Nintendo, and Yoshi is their fans!

“We’re not hitting you over the head with artificial scarcity, we’re just directing you towards hot-ticket items! (Okay, really it was the former.)
But we definitely won’t drop you in a chasm in a heartbeat to get a leg up!”

Dragon’s Crown is already on the Vita.

Every time you all post a poll, it is broken on mobile browsers. That is very frustrating for someone like me who does 98% of their internet browsing on a mobile device.

thats how it usually happens in my fanfic.

But when a monstrous troll appears, Nikki fights off the creature.

The police have been instructed to take him alive, so Slappers Only!

Many of us would have never known this or things like it existed if people didn’t get outraged about them.

After all, to beat something you need to punch it more than once.

One of the most common phrases I hear with bullying is that “Every kid should stand up for themselves.” That the easiest way to defeat a bully is with strength.

Hi Mitch - glad to see that a month after leaving IGN you’ve finally found your true calling as a Kotaku commenter.

For anyone looking for the vid of Klepek playing it, 33:00 here

I guess you've never been to Austin...

*checks gut*

Fuck cancer

Hell, I loved Dragon’s Crown and this is hideous.

I felt a great disturbance in the Kinja, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in entitlement and were suddenly starred.

Forget tatami, walking inside at all with shoes on is disgusting. I don’t want all that crap outside tracked all over my nice floors.