I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE!

Agreed. And you could point to Sony putting PS4 online multiplayer behind a pay wall. I know Sony needs the money, but still...

Is replacing the S in MS with a dollar sign and thinking it's cute a natural reaction or something?

Anybody who replaces the S in MS with a dollar sign and thinks they're clever really looks dumb.

I was hoping for both of the original arcade games in the CE upgrade, but I'll take the original.

Wow, just... wow.

Enjoy your wealth of Wii U games. Oh wait...

How the hell did the Judge Dredd one not win?

Again, let me loop back. Calling the CEO of GM Captain Queeg and thinking that's constructive criticism is beyond delusional.

I see I hurt someone's fee-fees.

I'm pretty certain Peter M. DeLorenzo will find a way to call Dan Akerson "Captain Queeg"over this. Because calling a CEO of a major car company names like a schoolyard bully is constructive criticism. ::rolleyesintobackofhead::

Wow, Kanye fanboys coming out of the woodwork!

Lets not drag Taylor into this. She has talent.

Eh, all the cool kids are into Big Buck Hunter HD anyways.

No love for the PAPA 16 pinball championships?

Conan should be thankful that he wasn't forced to review Custer's Revenge.

Can't wait for the New York Jets edition of Why Your Team Sucks. I'm going to get the popcorn ready for that one and the hopefully endless buttfumble gifs.

WHO'S A MAN AND A HALF? I'M A MAN AND A HALF!

I shot a guy with the machine gun and left a body missing a leg, an arm and a brain.

+1, as the kids from Deadspin would say.