Wait, if goldfish live for 30 years, wtf do we do to them that ours never lasted more than a year or two????

Oh yeah, I don't count on knowing anything for longer than like one meal. I've been burned too many times by "OMG, he ate all the mac and cheese! He loves mac and cheese, I'm making that more often." Followed by screaming, sobbing, and throwing mac and cheese every time I offer it.

My kids are typical 3 year olds, picky, hardly any veggies, etc. While I remember sitting at the table for HOURS chewing a single bite of horribly prepared chicken (DRY!), I just won't do that to my kids. One doesn't eat meat for whatever reason, so he gets all his protein from greek yogurt, quinoa and his milk and…

When I lived in LA, my husband's brother was visiting from out of town and as a joke they decided to go to the Scientology place there and do their "free test" or e-reading or whatever it was that was free. He said you hold one of those in each hand and they ask you a bunch of questions. Mostly what makes you anxious…

What does Catholicism do? I know they take a collection each week, but its not mandatory. My parents gave when I was growing up but the few times I went as an adult before the full on atheist set in, I never gave a dime. Just curious if there is other stuff the church pushes that I'm not aware of.

I don't know, I grew up Catholic and am atheist now, but when they wanted us to have a bible in Sunday School, they just gave it to us. Didn't make us buy a $4,000 bible set. And when I stopped being Catholic and started being atheist (though I never really believed that stuff, even as a kid), thankfully no one ever…

No better way to recruit nobody actors with a tiny bit of money to spend than to call them "celebrities" and make them feel special. Not the Tom Cruises, but the faces you recognize but don't know the name. I bet they are 99% of the people who go to the Celeb Centers.

Yes! When I was pregnant and obviously more sensitive to smells, I swear I was stopped at a red light with the window open and smelled cilantro coming from a Chipotle. Worst red light ever!

Celery is pointless, like cucumbers (except I love those and you can make them into pickles!). I hate celery because it's so stringy and gross!

Seriously. I just find this hilarious. No idea at all why anyone would pay that much for any food. I don't care how rare it is. I guarantee chocolate is not as rare and 100x better tasting.

Cilantro is the most revolting thing in existence. It tastes and smells like the worst soap ever. I can't even go in a stall at the farmers market if they're selling it. SO GROSS.

Cheaper to pay someone to stand next to it saying "DON'T EAT THE TRUFFLE!" to Aunt Karen goobers than chance it! They needed a Truffle Defender.

At least he waited til intermission!

Two 2lb 29 weekers here and you are so right about how they looked. It's shallow, but one of my first thoughts was that I was sad I didn't have cute babies. They were red, they were gangly and they looked like fetuses! Makes total sense as they were supposed to have 11 more weeks to fatten up and look like infants. Of…

29 weeker twin boys here and yeah, their birth was the scariest worst day of my life. The day they left the NICU 66 days later was the best day of my life. Every year around their birthday (2.5 months before we were expecting it to be!) its a little hard to not fall back into that insane fear and worry for their…

Twin preemie 29 weeker boys here! 2lb each, 9 weeks in NICU. Happy healthy crazy 3 year olds now!! Preemies are amazing.

It's like the "science" version of acting like you belong/know what you're doing and people will let you in to places you aren't allowed.

I really hope Gratuity Lady was joking, because I can 100% hear my father making that joke. As a joke, I think it's hilarious. As a serious statement, I shake my head.

Yup, I tend to skip the special covers. When my kids were really sensitive to germs we just stayed home. Now they're relatively hearty toddler/preschoolers so everything is a germ fest! Chairs with no covers! Out during flu season! Other children!

Ohhh I was prepared to have sympathy for the twin mom, being one myself. But jesus woman, leave those damn babies home or feed them before you go out. And your precious infants will be FINE in the restaurant provided high chair. Mine were born super early and I had to be a germaphobe in their infancy for health…