I think I loved it because it is the exact same corny family crap that the original was. Makes me remember watching with my grandma on Friday nights. Not everything has to be House of Cards or Game of Thrones. Not everything even has to be Modern Family (which I consider previously funny, now blah). I think they hit…

It was so cringeworthy to start, but I fell right into it’s stupid trap with nostalgia. I think I was their exact audience, grew up watching the original, while I like quality tv I also like total crap tv sometimes. Basically, I completely loved it and can’t wait for season 2. I hope they ditch the horrifically…

I want the jukebox to play “I Fought the Law” which is one of the funniest Cheers moments ever IMO.

My favorite gif ever.

Kids understand the difference between a ‘thanks for showing up’ party favor and a trophy you get for winning something.

Sometimes you are tired and ordering and eating dessert is just way more mental energy than you can expend. Sometimes you’d rather sleep than spend 5 more minutes eating dessert. Man I love having kids. :( :)

• “My ex-girlfriend/boyfriend used to come at the drop of a hat.”

Or not! It can still be fun regardless!! (not if it NEVER happens, but sometimes you just aren’t gonna, at least for me it’s that way)

Maybe it’s just because I’m boring and married and tired, but I don’t orgasm plenty of times that we have sex and I’m totally okay with that. I like being close to my husband, it feels really good even without orgasming and I’m a weirdo who has to really focus and be REALLY in the mood to have one.

Footage recovered from the plane!!!!

It does not offend me. But it makes me wonder why you feel the need to say it.

I do love refried beans.

My problem is meal planning. It’s either meat, potato, veggie; or I’m not sure... I do pasta primavera like every other night it seems! I love eggplant parm. But then I run out of meals because I’m not into beans and is cheese enough protein? Gah!

Bring back dinosaurs! Some were huge! Think of how many people an argentinosaurus could feed!!

I want synth babies. Veal is delicious but makes me sad, so I’m sure baby would be delicious but yeah sad again. But synthetic baby? FEED ME!

Right?? I have yet to read the article, but I am already brainstorming meatful dinner ideas for tonight.

I can’t really hear you over the photo of DELICIOUS LOOKING MEAT.

Cheap wine is better than no wine.

Go to Los Angeles. Eat at The Stinking Rose. Had a birthday party there one year, it was awwwwweeesssoooommmmmeeee. Garlic wine, garlic ice cream (I didn’t have either but some friends did), garlic steaks with garlic mashed potatoes. Make sure your partner also loves garlic and all is good.

Older post, but I tricked myself into liking working out by having kids and being sick of them, so I take them to the free childcare at the gym and get a break! Working out = way easier than dealing with 3 year old twins. It’s like an hour of sleep, on a treadmill.