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I have a weird one. If my kid drinks milk (whole or 2%) he gets poop that gives him a bleeding diaper rash. Not diarhea, just normal poop that gives him a horrific rash. So he only drinks almond milk and is fine. He can have regular cheese and yogurt all day, everyday and it doesn’t affect his butt. What is that??…

The idea of a restaurant whose only wine selection was chablis, white zin and merlot makes me so sad.

"Male Cat Lady?" Seriously? Why not just go with CatMan? It sounds so much cooler.

Now I am a happily married stay at home mom of two kids, but I freaking loved living alone. I don't think I was ever once lonely. I talked to myself, watched whatever the hell I wanted on tv, made single serving meals or got takeout, it was amazing to only be responsible for me and have no one around to judge me or my…

Boan Broth or something. Like chick'n.

Stephen is trapped in the mine again!!!

I spend entirely too much time with two 3 year old boys, but that is clearly Stephen, the King of the Railway.

It makes me sad that someone would WANT to use that word. When there is a HUGE possibility that you will offend someone, hurt their feelings, frighten them, etc, etc, why would you want to say it!?

Whites need to stop with the indignation over not being able to use the word "nigger." Like...WHY DO YOU WANT US TO BE ABLE TO USE IT!? WHY!?

Oh god, this is the easiest debate ever. I am in charge of what I say, I will NEVER use that word (I'm a white lady if it matters). Neither of my kids will ever use that word in my presence (and if I'm any kind of mother at all, anywhere else either). I'm revolted by any white person using that word. If a black person…

I love ranch as dip for veggies and chips. Sometimes I like ranch on a salad. But this:

Order heart shaped pizza. Done.

No worries, my mom backed her brand new car directly into a pole a few days after she got it, and she was an adult and 99.9% of the time a very careful driver lol

Oh no! This is still happening at that age!? My 3 year olds will look so far to the side while walking and I'll be next to them saying "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE WALKING! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE WALKING! YOU'RE HEADING FOR THAT SIGN! WATCH OUT!" and BAM, straight into the sign like I hadn't even been there. I was hoping they'd…

Oh god, when my kids were like 1 and just starting to pull up on things I was sitting at the computer and one pulled up on my leg and bit it. It's like basic human instinct to react to pain by pushing it away. Oops, pushed my poor baby right over! That was the only time he ever bit me though!!!

Papa Murphy's Garlic Chicken Pizza, the best thing ever... aside from this:

1) The main perk of stay at home motherhood is DAY DRINKING!

Just gonna save myself the tiny bit of energy and have some box wine.

Whoa, I'm the exact opposite. Unless it's french fries or steak, if I don't eat it at the restaurant I won't be eating it so I never take leftovers home! Comes from years upon years of my parents making me CLEAN YOUR PLATE! Now I eat til I'm just short of full and no more. No matter what I paid for it, I pay to eat my…