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Oh I didn't think you were mocking. And when we were doing the infertility thing, I would have done any superstitious thing there is! As long as you don't tell people "just relax and it'll happen" you're good :)

Lots of masturbation. After you puke up half a chicken.

My god that would have been SO MUCH CHEAPER than IVF.

Maybe I have no willpower at all, but after pasta there is not going to be any baby making going on. Way too full.

All I've ever gotten at Panera is a bagel and their bagels make me so sad.

2lb each! They were early (to say the least, lol). They looked like fetuses until they were at least a month old! (I joke now because we made it through and they're fine)

I was just thinking my underweight twins could use something like this!!

1) This weighs more than 3 times what my kids weighed when they were born. Only nearly 3 years later is this funny though!

Now I want a steak and a side called Flamin' Onion! That sounds awesome!

My soon to be sister in law is vegan and her upcoming wedding is also going to be vegan. I've eaten the food that their caterer is going to make and everything is DELICIOUS. Except the stuff that is trying to be meat. It was inedible and revolting. Nothing at all like meat in anything other than look. Oh and some kind…

Must say, I always assume I'll never match the properties so I don't even look at them if it's not an instant winner. Straight into the garbage.

To be fair, who wants foamy potatoes!?

Got a bad hashbrown and Diet Coke habit, and despite tons of those little tickets I have won 3 things. A breakfast sandwich, a month of Hulu, and a Shutterfly magnet. No where near 1 in 4 for me. Must have bad luck!!

Now I'm really kicking myself that I never asked the nurses if I talked about anything!!!

Ahh that's so freaky!

I probably *should* start saying corner at the store. I wait a few seconds and usually end up with "Oh my god! I'm so sorry!!!"

Ha, I tried translating that from my non-restaurant worker position and got "grilled cheese, no ____ , with cheese"

OMG that's hilarious!!! Those doctors must have been laughing... the things they must hear. I always wonder if I said anything during my IVF cycle. They do that twilight sedation, so you don't remember anything but I think you're awake. I have zero memory from the second I went to "sleep" until I woke up an hour…

*** We absolutely wish we were dead.