I loooooooove a good biscuit. That does not look like a good biscuit. And wtf, a piece of fried chicken in a bent biscuit is now a TACO?

I've always been skinny, through no effort of my own just skinny genes, and it does amaze me how many doctors just assume I'm healthy because I'm skinny. I also have skinny parents with high cholesterol, bad diets, and other minor health issues. Like you say, skinny doesn't equal healthy and it is surprising that some…

Ok, yes, this is exactly what I was thinking. I'm that non-adventurous eater and I would NEVER think of sending something back if it was well-prepared but I didn't like it. That's MY issue, not the chef/restaurant's!

It's interesting to read that. I am a shitty picky eater and have had many a meal in a restaurant that I didn't like. But I always assume the problem is with me, not the meal so I try to make the best of it. If it's like steak that's well done when I ordered medium rare, obviously that is not my fault, but chicken…

Perfect opportunity for the chefs to declare a slice of Oscar Meyer bologna between two slices of white bread their personal favorite dish.

I had to read and reread this like 5 times before I got that it was PUPperoni and not pepperoni!

Doesn't know what he or she is missing! I can't believe I'm talking about this...

Hey, we weren't poor and I was still eating Milkbones so no shame! Kids are just weird.

Ahhhhhh the vienna sausages in the can are gross enough I can't imagine the juice!!! LOL I ate milkbones, regularly, at my grandmother's house. I have no fucking idea why everyone let me. All I recall is that they were very hard to bite into.

LOL I can understand chewing or sucking on them, but actually eating?? Hahaha! I liked to chew on cardboard as a kid. Mmm mm! I don't recall ingesting though.

Reminds me of when I used to suck on the microwave popcorn bag. I was a gross kid. And maybe a gross adult as that memory doesn't make me gag, it makes me long for microwave popcorn.

I will just assume that these people were incredibly drunk and joking. Drunk me can understand thinking it's hilarious to bite a plank and leave a note saying the bread was hard. Sober me still kind of thinks that's funny. But that being actual sober reality... lol I can't even imagine.

Got mine in CT too. They were shitty. I love shitty mozza sticks, but these were barely warm and bland. Frozen from the grocery store are better.

That is not true! No one can be that stupid, right? RIGHT?

Ah damn. But yes, we do whole milk, peanut butter, butter/olive oil added to whatever I can, and I am still trying to find ways to get avocados into them. They loved them as babies, but as 2 year olds not so much.

When I was pregnant I had a thing for mustard. I normally love mustard but pregnant me would sit and plan meals based on what I could smother in mustard. I believe more than once I had a bagel with a ton of mustard and mozzarella. It was a sesame bagel though, not like cinnamon raisin or anything!

Ha, the fat per teaspoon makes me consider trying to add ranch to my toddlers' diets! Those suckers need to gain weight.

This is by far the best pizza you can make. BY FAR.

My brother was hit by a deer (Gilmore Girls style, he wasn't moving, the deer ran into his car) in Raleigh, NC. Not exactly out in the boonies in deer territory. Deer are everywhere!!

I was ok with ranch family, then I read sweet tea and NO WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? Ewww. There's no way that didn't look like some kind of semen floating in your tea.