True, I was thinking of my 2 year olds when I said that. I've yet to see a cruel 2 year old (though I'm sure some little shits exist and I blame that on their parents for teaching them to be shits).

Have an adult's brain and a kid's heart if you need to not lose the kid. Kids are dumb. I love them, but they're dumb. They are GREAT at enjoying life, being fearless and loving whoever they want though.

It never fails to shock me how stupid some people are, and how poor their judgement is.

My mom has volunteered for many women's assistance league thrift shops in her life and I have yet to hear horrible crap about them. Being so local and run by well to do lady volunteers, there's less corporate crap going on and they're usually just staffed with the ladies. But I assume any local thrift shop would be a…

The last time I questioned this, someone told me that these people generally don't watch the show and when they're contacted they are probably told something like "A New York news organization would like to interview you" rather than "The Daily Show, a comedy show with MUCH more intelligent people than you, would like…

OT but is this Kindergarten Cop? Because this is what I feel like with my toddlers everyday. I don't think I've ever seen a gif that represents my inner life more.

All of the horrifying condescension aside, who cares if someone WOULD work for $2 an hour??? We as a society should not be okay with not valuing someone's time more than that!!

She probably would not understand half of it.

Bootstrap = purse strings!

Abortion lover always cracks me up. What possible motivation would someone have for loooooving abortion? "I want no more people!"

Indeed one of my toddlers is a total ham and can take a ton of cheesy selfies by himself. This is why he isn't allowed to play with my phone much!

I've heard many people call it mommy porn, but I'm a mom and NO THANKS. I tried reading it but was so disgusted with how horrible written it was that I didn't even get to the sex part. Almost everyone else I know either hated it or didn't bother even reading it. Except for one person, she read it and loved it and…

This reminds me, it's time for my afternoon Diet Coke (my addiction).

I think fat shaming aside, this is also why these kinds of articles always end up with a ton of "just eat less!" comments. There are a lot of people who don't understand not having the cue to stop eating at an appropriate time. I do have it, and it is hard for me to realize that someone else could eat that entire…

The opposite of Shrinky Dinks, put the pill in water and an animal shaped sponge popped out. But this stuff should be like a long term Shrinky Dink. Swallow it, it bubbles up and fills with whatever, then over a long period of time it can shrink back down and you shit out a shrinky dink! I should run science!

The same effect could be achieved by just tweeting a picture of the kid. Kills the market for the FIRST PHOTO and doesn't come across as hypocritically greedy.

If you see a sperm, someone has already shot it.

Hahahaha, now I will forever imagine someone whose name is Goldie having pee all over her hands. Perhaps that's why she's named Goldie...

I don't have any advice, but it's funny the things that don't phase you versus gross you out! When my kids were in the NICU I could change any diaper no matter how dirty, but the booger sucker thing to clean out the nose? I had to leave it for the nurse to do because it made me gag so bad. Now they're 2 year olds and…