Ok, phew! I also imagine that you're pretty involved in seeing your newborn and all that, probably pretty distracting.

Yes, absolutely thank goodness for choices!

Ok, that actually does sound familiar! Thanks!

This makes me wonder how the fuck people do this with no drugs. I mean, I know contractions must hurt and pushing out the kid must be hard and painful, but someone literally cutting your vagina without drugging you!?! No fucking way ever no thanks ever. I'll take my c-section with spinal block over any of that!

I've had kids, via c-section, and I still get physically squirmy even thinking about episiotomies. And apparently I didn't even correctly know what they were because they cut the vagina??? I thought it was like labia getting cut... oops! Not that that's any better...

I want to be all jokey and say "big deal, they cut through my entire abdomen to help get my kids out" but at least I had a spinal for my c-section.

So far the extent of his "cleaning" is stuff that isn't really helpful. I'm hoping in like 6 months I can get him doing some productive stuff, then I'll start hiring him out :)

I need to get one of my toddlers this stuff! The other day he ate his lunch and there were bits of it all over his tray, I turned my back to clean up his brother and when I turned back, he had taken off his bib and was using it to wipe his tray clean (and by doing so, pushed all the bits onto the floor but it was the…

Antique silver spoon sounds awesome! I was initially picturing a wooden kitchen spoon, which would also have been pretty cool. I love creative rings like that, and even sweeter that he did it himself.

How much do you want to bet that there had to be a disclaimer on this stating that the chocolate birth control would not actually prevent pregnancy?

But where was that spoon from? If it's not Sur La Table or Williams Sonoma I don't think you're really married...

Wow, fetus jesus really just looks like sperm jesus.

This may be the most "missed the point" post I have ever seen. Way to dig dig dig to find something to offend you.

"When dating is officially allowed"??

Agreed. It's horrifically sad that CM died and I wouldn't wish that on anyone ever but I'm glad Finn is gone too. He was a useless dead weight after high school. No singing or performing talent on a show called Glee?? He made sense in the high school setting but beyond that he was just going to hold Rachel back. He…

Man, I'm invisible so I guess this fragrance isn't for me...

LOL, well I think that's hilarious. I'll just include my fave infertility image here:

I know... I'm also guessing way more than .8% of people have done IVF. Anyway...

IVF kids here too. I did a few IUIs before we switched and I always thought it was funny that if one of those had taken, my husband would have been at work in a different state when I conceived. He did his donation at home, then left for work and the cup o' sperm and I went to the RE.

It makes sense to me. My kids were born super early two Decembers ago (29 weeks) and for a while after their birth, I was adamant that I would celebrate their first Christmas next year, when it was supposed to be. And I would celebrate their birthday in February, when they should have been born. The mind does whatever…