I got pregnant without having sex! Had twins!

Milk is soooo gross!!! I've hated it since I was forced to drink a glass with dinner every night as a child. So weird that the actual product is so nasty, yet makes such amazing things... ice cream, cheese, yogurt.

Ohhh my grandma and mom had mink coats when I was little. One of my only good memories of church was sitting between them in their two mink coats and feeling the awesome fur. Make that my only good memory of church.

I don't really care. I love my down jacket. It's light as a feather (haha) and thin and keeps me super warm without having to feel like a child in a snowsuit. I choose me over asshole geese.

Oooh yeah, I'm immune to my own kids' poop nastiness (well, I still notice when it's digusting or smells horrific but it doesn't make me queasy or anything) but any other poop, NO THANKS. Unless there is something that is obviously blood or the kid is acting weird, I wait til they take another shit. They do it like 4…

34 here and while I've heard of her, it's only as an adult hearing about other people's nostalgia. I don't even remember seeing this crap anywhere.

Writing a letter to First Cat Socks... beyond cute. Kids are so awesome.

I was about to say that I can't imagine anyone wanting to eat Play Dough based on the god awful smell of it! Just the smell makes me a little queasy.

And fyi, a kid who eats a ton of spinach and a ton of blueberries will shit black. BLACK.

My husband gets up with our boys every morning and changes diapers and whatnot. Without fail when I get up I get the report... "Kid1 pooped, it was sticky and gross. Kid2 hasn't gone yet, but his farts smell like a farm. Good morning!"

The worst thing is when they won't touch food, like good food like pasta or kid food like chicken nuggets, but they'll eat a damn crayon. Crayons don't taste as good as pasta kid!!! Develop your pallet.

I blame Oprah for that. Though also being a parent brings that kind of thing about. Every time I change a dirty diaper I unconsciously mentally note that the kid either needs more water or is good to go. If they start using the toilet ever I will be at such a loss!!

How did someone force you to click on it? Is there a gun to your head? Do you need help?

When my toddlers started eating some solid foods I gave them that tiny star pasta. I was so excited that they could chew and swallow something! Then one gagged and barfed up a ton of whole stars.

My ladyparts run screaming at the thought of rubbing against denim bare all day. UNDERWEAR PLEASE.

Her dress is fine, but man her hair is just perfect!!!

People like her... man... I'm glad I'm on the other side of infertility now because a few years ago I would have been livid that someone like her gets pregnant so easily.

EH and Jenny put together!

They do give off a bit of an "I'm judging you" look...

One of my 2 year olds just walked by my screen and said "Mama! Mama!" pointing at the picture of Allison Williams and Jane Fonda. If only he could say more than that so I knew which one he was looking at!!!! And Allison Williams' eyes are mesmerizing.