Because men are people, women are women.

Yeah, my excuse is when my kids are asleep (which is the only break I have from them), I sit on my ass in front of the computer either working or relaxing, or I'm asleep too.

Sweet! We have finally solved the thong debate!!!

I think the last movie I had sex during (at home though) was The Last Emperor. It's so long you basically have to have sex at some point.

OH MY GOD! I need to get that for my mom! LOL

It's not even the porn that is offensive to me, it's the writing!! Yes, I now have less energy and time to read, so what I read is less crap and more good stuff.

I am so going to need $6 shoes for this wedding I'm in soon. Unless I can borrow shoes from my mom! Haha. I'd call myself a cheapskate but it's really more that I just don't want to buy shoes you can't even see (floor length dress).

Drink every time you're embarrassed???? Do they make IV's of alcohol? Because I would have needed a continuous flow.

Twilight is the kind of movie you HAVE to watch at home, because it is 100% impossible to sit through without mocking.

This is a role for a no name actor. As soon as Charlie Hunnam dropped out my only thought was "he must value his career." It's a fantastic opportunity for someone who hasn't had their big break yet though. For someone who already has a career going, I feel like it would put a complete halt to it.

I hate that people call that crap mommy porn. I'm a mommy. My idea of porn is a big huge comfy bed, and no one but me in it. Asleep. Uninterrupted.

Cats sound worse than toddlers. According to the pediatrician, at least a toddler won't starve himself.

Oh man. This comes just a couple days too late for Winston to use to help get Furguson laid.

That could be it. My dresses were from J Crew. Expensive still, but at least worn maybe three times! Woohoo!

Sounds really pretty! I like the black dress, colored sash idea.

I have two awesome black dresses that I don't wear often enough. I wanna be in a wedding like yours!

She needs to subtly convince all those brides that they all want the same bridesmaids dresses.

I'm a dork whose underwear preference is actually my maternity underwear. Yes, my kids are nearly 2 and I still wear them. The fold over ones, the low in the front ones, the lacy "I'm gonna be a sexy pregnant lady!" ones. They're all awesome. And nonthong.

As a former thong wearer, currently thong hater, I don't understand! All a thong does is ride up my ass! My normal underwear doesn't do this.

I wore them years ago and I think they're horribly uncomfortable. I hate underwear up my butt and they always were. I never, ever have that problem with briefs or boy shorts or anything I wear now.