Oprah sounds really awesome, though, so that’s good.

Damn. Forced her to do the interview because they didn’t believe her?

goddamn.

No thanks, I often carry stuff that's worth more to me than the car.

Sorry, I’m lost. What are you talking about?

I’m not really sure what you’re trying to say here.

“Hey, know what would be fun? Standing on the outside of a fast corner where cars will surely slide off course!”

Fun? Ever heard of it?

Oh HELL no. This has Viet-bodge written all over it. The body is probably welded together from several different scoots, the engine is probably a collection of beer can gaskets and JB Weld and will grenade on you the minute you get it.

Not UK. UK still uses miles. He’s a Kiwi. Two easy tests for Kiwis.

I was picturing Murray from Flight of the Concords (Kiwi)

Juding by the colorful and creative laguage used here, I’m 100% certain this guy is Australian. Brits are hilarious, but they don’t dig up something like “gouge that out of an ice cream bucket, put it on a spider’s knob and eat the fuck out of it you dickheads.” This is a man who grew up on an island, and he has the…

this isn’t stormfront.org, you know.

probably true, but the alternative is worse. France is a shining example of what happens when you marginalize (and ghetto-ize) a particular group of people.

A microcar would be easily lifted over such poles, to be honest.

The “news” make it sound like it was some cute kid hijinx. That was criminal and not cute. Maybe they should put some of those metal traffic poles around the entrance of the stations in the future.

Did you escape from Elite Daily? Are you running low on Axe and/or roofies? What the actual fuck.

The biker deserves a fucking medal and his reaction should be taught as an example of the ideal way to handle shit like this.

Considering how coherent he is towards the end of the video, my guess is he wasn’t on anything. I think he's just a dick, and the look you see is the realization that he messed up big. The biker really did handle it well though.