You’re an idiot. “If hypothetical situation with hypothetical factors occurred... blahblahblah...here is my agenda that has nothing to do with this post.”

Living in the UK as an American, you can take the EuroTunnel and travel around Europe so that has helped me rack up quite a bit of miles. I have also traveled around the UK quite a bit. Work commute is only 32 miles there and back. I have 150k miles on 2006 Scion Xb (sexy ride, I know.) / rambling

I don’t think you are…

I hear what you are saying but if it is a microcar they are small enough - both in engine specs and scale - to legally be allowed on bicycle/moped paths I believe.

You mean like Norway’s conscription program, those backwards Lutefisk mongers!? http://www.norway.org.uk/norwayandcount…

What make/model of electric bike? Oops, I see you provided that info already but it won’t let me delete me comment. Derp derp on my part.

So I take you are the creepy lady at your job, giving the youngsters unwanted sexual advice?

Blame Oprah.

Thanks for posting this. I was just watching the original post and wondering when the guys were coming out to change the tires.

I am really surprised you were allowed to reproduce this poorly written grudge piece, wherein your feelings get hurt and you freak out because waving money in someone’s face doesn’t make them do your bidding.

Fair point, only a fucking insane person would drive a Monte Carlo. This is Florida though, so I am surprised he wasn't driving the Pussy Wagon from "Kill Bill".

Me as well. Good thing this article has no actual music from the band rather it just implies it might be shit. Meh. I thought Juliette and the Licks was solid, not ground breaking but solid.

Perhaps they were accelerating for Jesus, as you do. Did you think about that?!

Sweden.

"Do the British have public mental health services? " Congrats on typing a paragraph but being seemingly unable to operate Google.

You are a dickbag.

Beejuzus Christ, people are really picking her apart from body language, looks, her voice and onwards. Fuckwits, the lot of ya!

Are you, by chance, a detective?

Fine tuning how?

I can only assume you are trolling, right, being it was Fox News and all that jazz?

"Isn't involuntarily shitting your pants a symptom of pretty significant head trauma associated with concussion-like symptoms? "

If I ever shit myself in the future for any reason, I shall cite this excuse. Pardon me while I go off to eat prunes and drink beer by the gallons. Moohahaha.