Shit in the sink. It’s the right thing to do.

Oh good god. I started the video of the teen girls and died of second hand embarrassment about 30 seconds into their dance routine. Every single person in that room must have been squirming out of the chairs during that. AWWWWWWWWKWARD!

I was laughing so loudly that it startled my daughter and she started to cry.

try writing it O_o

Teach them how to braid? A puppet show?

I don’t give when I’m traveling for the reason outlined in this article: I’ve heard too many stories of both the children and the tourist being taken advantage of. I would rather go through an organization that will help that child get an education. I still feel weird/bad about it and I wonder if I’m a heartless…

its like a backwards wrestlers uniform made of snakeskin and tears

Hmm, good call.

I am in the los angeles area and i absolutely aggressively volunteer right now

I live in Los Angeles, have long ass nails 80% of the time, and can train you on the ways of typing and texting. I SHALL BE YOUR MANICURE YODA.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with nac13456, I tried this and ended up with some major chafing. I know everyone hates victorias secret but their sports bras are amazing and super cheap if you wait for a sale.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with nac13456, I tried this and ended up with some major chafing. I know everyone…

this will ruin your regular bra and also not support you, not to mention how sweaty it would be.

this will ruin your regular bra and also not support you, not to mention how sweaty it would be.

I don’t even want to do any of that. I just want to eat cupcakes and watch daredevil. Fuck everything.

I just called a Fit Dudes meeting and we decided that you’re absolutely right, it’s not fair. We’ll try to be less hot in the future.

Urgh, I want to be fit so bad. I am trying so hard! I just can't fully commit to the religious diet part. I just banged this dude who was super cut like this and I was just like, it's NOT FAIR dudes just GET FIT. URGH STOP BEING SO HOT, FIT DUDES.

We have warnings all over the city right now about some vile weed that causes skin burns. It has pretty yellow flowers and would look just lovely under a bedroom window. If I find any, do you want me to mail it to you?