It’s 10pm on a Monday, chill out.

You and your wife should probably take a Xanax.

We named a ship Chickadee. And you’re mad about a ship being named after a guy who worked to protect the freedoms of Americans? Because that would be so frivolous? Hmmm. Ok.

Glad to see they’re undeterred. That guy’s pants, though — full of deterred.

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

According to the internet, Putin only weighs 180 lbs or so.

It’s like it started to Transform and midway through said, “Fuck it, this will do.”

What supplier base? The 25%? They also make the Astra in Germany, where the majority of parts are made. It’s almost a no brainer.

Can’t. Torque-steered off track.

Jalopnik has always been owned by “gawker cunts”. The site you are referring to never existed.

You’re missing low flying pelicans, pokemon go, inaccurate tire pressure gauges, and showing off for the kids who are filming you leave Cars & Coffee.

When I saw “Heap of junk” and “David Tracy” I thought he bought another project.

$92,000 is a lot, but if you’re buying a 1960s race car, you know it’s gonna be costin.

THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON AMBER INDICATORS

Number 1 is actually somewhat poignant to me because my Audi is leaking coolant for some unknown reason. I haven’t had time for a full diagnostics and it doesn’t seem to be going into the engine so I’ve just been swinging by the Audi dealer to have them top it off every once in a while with expensive Audi brand…

“Doctors hate this one simple way to warm up faster!”

D’aw slimy kitty.

When you read that headline up there about a bunch of snails destroying an old Trabant, I’m sure most of you were thinking “In drag race, right?”

That’s better than rat rod. It’s, “I found this car, and this fender, and these wheels, and put a hugenormous engine in it.”