YO DAWG

Shut the fuck up, you ass.

I JUST WATCHED A TWO MINUTE AND FOURTY FOUR SECOND AD TO SEE THIS

as if millions of hellcat owners suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced...

And with the right British car, you don’t even need to push a button!

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A vehicle that changes from a sporty car to a little van and back.

License plate changer/flipper.

Clearly sir you haven’t been introduced to the marvellous new XC90, I’ll have one of my sales assistants grab you a brochure and can I get you a cup of coffee while you wait?

Nonsense , you put your balls on him, and you grab his for support.

Gave a gay friend a ride to get his bike from the shop. As he got on he told me “don’t worry, you’re not my type.” I was both relieved and devastated. Mostly devastated.

The best rule is to hang on tightly when riding on the baaaack.

Yeah, if you want a 510hp RWD sports sedan, just get the 200, you save a lot of money

Yellow exterior and what sits inside is incredibly white?

You have so much sand in your vagina that they had to close all of the beaches on the East Coast because there were no more beaches on the East Coast.

Fans of tiller steering. There is no substitute for the direct feel and response of a steering system completely devoid of gear reduction, yet enthusiasts have gone unsated for nearly a century now!

Puke on my evening gown, you little bastard, and I’ll sell you to the Gypsies.