Disregards for safety is probably how she ended up with those toe-thumbs.

Get ready for the Jezebel dox-piece.

Every time I saw Megan Fox in Transformers bend over under the hood, all I could think of was “Get your damn hair away from the engine, you stupid cow!”

Is this a clear guide for $kay to follow when she posts her COTD rewards?

On the New Mexico story I was once in a Verizon store as an exhausted customer asked over and over again if they could use their phone in Europe as some smiling jackass employee repeated endlessly “yes it works everywhere in America”.

I got pulled over, cop asked for my registration, and I gave him my expired one (I lost the renewed one I got like two months ago, idk how). He said why don’t you have a renewed one, I said I lost it, he said why haven’t you gone to the DMV to get a replacement, and I was like...you know exactly why. He agreed, and we…

He’d never get a job there, he’s not mentioned any house prices.

COTD is back? Seriously?

Automatic braking systems suck

If your pee is that color, may I suggest going to a doctor.

while in an AMG right?

Used to date a smoking hot 28 year old woman in University. Was very proud of my 20 year old self, as she herself had complimented me on how responsible I was to have my own car and my own place at such a time in my life. My car at the time was a 300ZX Twin Turbo, right hand drive. I used to go pick her up from her…

You’re absolutely correct, but I just can’t bring myself to care. Plus, is it an Alfa if it doesn’t have some questionable switchgear?

Unimpresive sound is unimpressive