Because the Joker would just be considered a regular guy in Florida.

Pretty sure “Dancing” usually almost always implies fucking.

KIT SYMONS: We’re going to try to catfish the players.

Because it ... probably was? You should read articles before commenting on them!

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

This is beyond horrifying.

How about the fact that we’re days away from the NBA tipping off yet we haven’t had a column from Zach Lowe, the best in the business, for 10 days now. Is he leaving too? He’s half the reason I still wander over there.

“Fans of Grantland’s NFL podcast”

“ESPN has near-unlimited resources, enough fuck-you money to hire nearly whomever they’d like...”

Inflatable life-size Ben Wallace. Best pool boy ever.