The NFL’s official twitter messages are even lamer than I had imagined. Damn, I got this Deadspin commenting thing DOWN. Hilarious comment to get everyone through the work day? Yes, please. Greys? Don’t tell me I should be in the greys. I’m too busy writing this comment.

Is someone seriously suggesting that even asking this question is problematic? That in a “free” society, to even raise the question is wrong?

Yeah it is really hurting states that have legalized it.

If they’re living in America, they’re American. I’m not calling Afro-Carribeans living in the Carribean African-American.

I looked at it the other way... i.e. Can you recognize these ridiculously famous scientists and know enough about their accomplishments to know that they didn’t work on the polio vaccine.

I think that question was more a study of trying to identify if quiz takers knew the other three people could not have possibly come up with a polio vaccine because they worked in different fields instead of a disregard of who actually discovered it.

“Don’t worry, Edd, just a lick of paint and a transmission swap and it’ll be ready for the next punter!”

That’s why I watch Wheeler Dealers. Buy a car, fix a car, sell a car. I’ve actually learned quite a bit watching Mike and Edd.

College kids are wholly unprepared for the real world? You don’t say!

I like the response, “she was rescued by dance,” like there are magical dance fairies flying around to rescue indigent children by providing free professional-level dance training throughout their childhoods.

1. Don’t.

Which gigantic ocean is it that borders on Chicago again?

Talking with other League YouTubers, most of us are inclined to think it’s just Dunkey being Dunkey and he’ll be back in action (and totally making a video about it) soon.

Even still, I bet a sizable chunk of people will claim they don’t. You know ... because big business wants to kill its customers or something illogical like that.

You mean, like women only gyms, only with genders reversed?

Fuck these religious assholes who think they’re entitled to a job, fuck them. Go find “work” in your religious institutions, not in jobs serving the public.

So they will allow red turn signals that are impossible to see with the brakes on, but not this? #MandateAmberTurnSignals

People who were talking shit about Quiet are STILL going to be talking shit because she was designed by a man.

Apparently any male designed female character dressed in anything less than full on winter attire is automatically invalid as a reasonable character.

At least that’s the impression I get when people talk about…

You left out chemtrails.

I know that we don’t want her to become a “martyr” for this cause by going to jail, I also really don’t think those convictions will hold her over for very long. Jail sucks.