The NFL’s official twitter messages are even lamer than I had imagined. Damn, I got this Deadspin commenting thing DOWN. Hilarious comment to get everyone through the work day? Yes, please. Greys? Don’t tell me I should be in the greys. I’m too busy writing this comment.

Is someone seriously suggesting that even asking this question is problematic? That in a “free” society, to even raise the question is wrong?

If they’re living in America, they’re American. I’m not calling Afro-Carribeans living in the Carribean African-American.

“Don’t worry, Edd, just a lick of paint and a transmission swap and it’ll be ready for the next punter!”

That’s why I watch Wheeler Dealers. Buy a car, fix a car, sell a car. I’ve actually learned quite a bit watching Mike and Edd.

College kids are wholly unprepared for the real world? You don’t say!

I like the response, “she was rescued by dance,” like there are magical dance fairies flying around to rescue indigent children by providing free professional-level dance training throughout their childhoods.

1. Don’t.

Which gigantic ocean is it that borders on Chicago again?

Talking with other League YouTubers, most of us are inclined to think it’s just Dunkey being Dunkey and he’ll be back in action (and totally making a video about it) soon.

You mean, like women only gyms, only with genders reversed?

Fuck these religious assholes who think they’re entitled to a job, fuck them. Go find “work” in your religious institutions, not in jobs serving the public.

So they will allow red turn signals that are impossible to see with the brakes on, but not this? #MandateAmberTurnSignals

People who were talking shit about Quiet are STILL going to be talking shit because she was designed by a man.

Apparently any male designed female character dressed in anything less than full on winter attire is automatically invalid as a reasonable character.

At least that’s the impression I get when people talk about…

Saw this yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed it. I keep asking people how this stunt is any different from that whole “Sharia Law” term that gets thrown about in horror by Christians. Isn’t that fear, in essence, a group of people holding the laws of their faith above the laws of the land?

I know that we don’t want her to become a “martyr” for this cause by going to jail, I also really don’t think those convictions will hold her over for very long. Jail sucks.

A nation where Christmas decorations start appearing in stores before Labor Day can not possibly be a nation where Christians are oppressed for their faith.

You said “toddler.” That is like a full-on Renaissance cherub.

I know its ridiculous, I just texted her asking for a picture so if I get a response I’ll post it I promise.

Except they didn’t go to a crowded event with firearms, they left all that shit in their hotel room. They were competing in the tournament, and posted something that was “offensive” to some people, and those people went off their rockers social justice warrioring, now two kids who made a shitty joke are in jail.