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This is a very good rule of thumb. I would also add if anyone makes a Chewbacca noise. I remember there was a time 5-10 years ago where there were three different comedies in a short span that all had this in their trailer, for some reason.

I also find that the phrase, “And get this!” is a bad omen as well. Last time I heard it was in the preview for Disney’s Home on the Range.

How could a fire in an unmodified 1-year old vehicle NOT be the manufacturer’s fault????

[an old man, dying and alone, draws his last, raspy breath]

More goals than spectators.

Format 90%

It’s almost like women are humans who generally know what’s best for them and their lives.

I love how you wrote the Bucks were signing Lopez when the tweet you linked to says absolutely nothing of the sort.

Robin Lopez hasn’t signed with the Buck - he only met with them

At least you have Parsnip Bazinga to look forward to.

What you are describing is self-selecting yourself out of the system. I am sorry, but “I am not likely to apply because people in the workplace don’t look like me” is not viewpoint that I can respect. Take a walk through the research departments of any major university in the US. Look at the publication lists they

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.

Meanwhile, Gawker’s senior leadership and senior management positions has how many women or people of color? ZERO

How can you critique Doc when he's taken the team to Vinny Del Negro levels of success?

This post is so dextrist.

There are a lot of potential difference makers sitting on the bench in this series, like Marion and Miller for the Cavs and Kendrick Perkins for the Warriors.

Wojnarowski plans to tweet out the gists of every article minutes before they’re posted.

He must’ve been drinking some coarse grinds to get all that grit

Blatter released an early summary of his reform work:

Ford “Eco Burst”