This is a very good rule of thumb. I would also add if anyone makes a Chewbacca noise. I remember there was a time 5-10 years ago where there were three different comedies in a short span that all had this in their trailer, for some reason.

I also find that the phrase, “And get this!” is a bad omen as well. Last time I heard it was in the preview for Disney’s Home on the Range.

How could a fire in an unmodified 1-year old vehicle NOT be the manufacturer’s fault????

[an old man, dying and alone, draws his last, raspy breath]

More goals than spectators.

Format 90%

It’s almost like women are humans who generally know what’s best for them and their lives.

I wouldn’t say “None” of them had any brand recognition. But, of those who changed after already ‘making it’, the name they went with was what they were already known by or for anyhow.

As other people have commented, but to expound, this is the worst thing she could have said. Because the people feeling they’re mistreated are the mods and top content creators that actually make the site what it is. That shows such a fundamental disconnect and poor management on her part. Of course casual browsers…

I love how you wrote the Bucks were signing Lopez when the tweet you linked to says absolutely nothing of the sort.

Robin Lopez hasn’t signed with the Buck - he only met with them

At least you have Parsnip Bazinga to look forward to.

What you are describing is self-selecting yourself out of the system. I am sorry, but “I am not likely to apply because people in the workplace don’t look like me” is not viewpoint that I can respect. Take a walk through the research departments of any major university in the US. Look at the publication lists they…

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.

Meanwhile, Gawker’s senior leadership and senior management positions has how many women or people of color? ZERO

Nah, that’s exactly what she’s saying. It was fine for the shame cycle to end his career, what wasn’t fine was when people started saying “Hey, hold on, that’s an overreaction” which is certainly an arguable position - it’s not like the man is ineducable. He’s a guy who made a stupid joke, he’s not a dog that mauled a…

“We need to get out of the shame-spiral… well, we can spiral a little… only until it gets to the exact resolution I believe in.”

How can you critique Doc when he's taken the team to Vinny Del Negro levels of success?

This post is so dextrist.

We know. Oh god do we know.