You do, however, get your choice of barbecue sauces: smoky, spicy, or sweet.

Cincinatti will opt to start Gunner Kiel for week 5 ahead of Johnny Manziel.

Good. They always use terrible English VAs. It’s a series I like but haven’t been able to enjoy because of it.

Good. I’m happy he’s taking a stance and don’t think he deserved to be banned for what he said.

The last rookie to achieve a perfect passer rating? Robert Griffin III.

At least conservatives are true to themselves with one thing:

I’m about 15 inches taller than my wife. No difficulties to speak of, other than standing up sex isn’t an option.

You seem to be under the impression that humans with dark skin tone are native to those islands. West Indian is a more specific term, African American is a more broad term.

I came in here to post about this. I’ll flip it on for a few minutes and next thing I know 3 hours of passed.

I pay $120/month for two lines on a subsidized AT&T plan. Even if the long term costs are higher, I would rather pay $400 for two new phones than $1300.

A tough question to answer: Who are the three best quarterbacks under 30? Andrew Luck definitely, Russell Wilson probably comes next, and then...who? Flacco? Ryan? Kaepernick?

Step 1: Stay home.

For a short period of time, after her mother’s divorce from a wealthy person, before her mother married another wealthy person. People tend to live in motels for short periods of time around divorces.

“Conventionally attractive, racially ambiguous woman from wealthy background overcomes...things”

We have turn signals that are identical to brake lights, but not that?

Good. Don’t take a job as a bartender if you’re unwilling to serve alcohol.

Maybe a little off-topic, and maybe due to where I live, but WHY THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK (are we allowed to swear on here?) does it cost me, a woman, minimum $100+ for a very basic cut and color?

His non-League videos are better anyway.

Still not understanding why, if your religion/beliefs/sensibilities are so overwhelmingly offended by pixels that are the color of skin instead of the color of clothes...why are you spending your money on this game?

Criminals put themselves into dangerous situations. Is it okay for a male criminal to be on the receiving end of violence, just not a female criminal?