I...have a hard time believing this. Proof?

I could’ve written the body of this article much more succinctly:

Outrage criticality. College students have enough free time and just enough ignorance to become outraged at things, not because they’re worthy of outrage, but because they feel it should be worthy of outrage, and want all of their peers to know how outraged they are.

It’s probably because I’m getting old, but I hate it when words change meanings. A video cannot be creepypasta because it cannot be copied and pasted.

I don’t care about Hatred, but this sucks. Twitch effectively has a monopoly on live streaming games.

My most common tickets are a subject with some variation of “HELP!!!!!!!!!” and the body of the e-mail being, “x isn’t working.”

See: James Harden

I’ve never needed anyone to do those things. I just want someone to tell me the nature of the problem instead of, “my computer’s not working.”

Ratings have changed over the past few years to discourage smoking in media. The MPAA requires movies to be up front about whether or not they involve smoking tobacco, and even a documentary about FDR would get a knock for “historical smoking,” which is an actual label MPAA forces on movies.

Called it:

Just be honest, and be as detailed as possible when stating your issue.

Suicidal THOUGHTS? I have suicidal thoughts when the shake machine is down for maintenance at Sonic. I have suicidal thoughts when I’m stuck in traffic.

When one of the Diablo 2: LoD ladders reset, I decided I was going to give it a shot with a hardcore necromancer. Necros weren’t very popular, so I figured I could be higher up on the list.

Some of the later boss levels in Catherine were infuriating.

I always thought the Remiem Temple race where you have to get five chests AND beat the other chocobo was more frustrating. The controls are garbage and, even with a perfect run, you can still lose.

It’s not overpromising if that’s what they’re trying to do at the time. Downgrades don’t typically happen because of changes in artistic vision.

They probably took it out to avoid an M rating. Smoking is on the same level as swearing and nudity now. Welcome to 2015.

Might as well be posting Aaron Hernandez highlights from The Longest Yard Part 3.

Dwight Howard is awful too. Houston vs LAC was a matchup between two of the most unlikeable rosters from the past 15 years.

There’s one James Harden play that just makes me want to turn the TV off and walk away: