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I always thought the Remiem Temple race where you have to get five chests AND beat the other chocobo was more frustrating. The controls are garbage and, even with a perfect run, you can still lose.

It’s not overpromising if that’s what they’re trying to do at the time. Downgrades don’t typically happen because of changes in artistic vision.

They probably took it out to avoid an M rating. Smoking is on the same level as swearing and nudity now. Welcome to 2015.

Might as well be posting Aaron Hernandez highlights from The Longest Yard Part 3.

Dwight Howard is awful too. Houston vs LAC was a matchup between two of the most unlikeable rosters from the past 15 years.

There’s one James Harden play that just makes me want to turn the TV off and walk away:

Only the MRAs with the biggest neckbeards and the strongest fedora game would take issue with any feminist themes in this movie.

To be fair, the list of things that do NOT make Kevin Garnett headbutt a wall would be a shorter list than the list of things that do make him headbutt walls.

There’s a difference between being immersed and being strung along. Most of these shows feel like the latter. My main beef is that the journey is boring. Nobody cares if Modern Family has strong overarching storylines because the episodes themselves are fun to watch. If the journey is the good part, then the

The internet is 30% sweeping generalizations. The rest is death threats and porn.

LoTR is fantastic. I played D&D in high school. I saw Mad Max: Fury Road and want to go see it a million more times.

The most recent dramatic TV series that I loved was Fargo. Multiseason dramas are nothing but foreplay before a disappointing climax where either the audience or actors lose interest and they have to end it.

I still don’t understand GoT’s wide appeal, and I’m a huge nerd.

This used to be a big thing in the competitive first person shooter scene (I’m looking at you, Quake 3). I can’t imagine it makes as big of a difference in a game like LoL, but in twitch shooters it definitely helped to have the graphics toned way down.

Wait, so, ESPN is basically paying Bill Simmons to fuck off for several months? All hail ESPN!

the ~10-20% effective AA technique

The whole “I hope you actually die” aspect of it is pretty fucked up though.

God bless America, where if you’re too poor to buy food, politicians will fashion as many hoops as possible to make your groceries, few as they are, nearly impossible to reach.

The best part about this whole story: Patrick Dempsey is a race car driver. He’s been very public about wanting to devote more time to racing. So, the show on which he is known for killed him in a car accident while playing “Chasing Cars.”