If doing two idiotic things in your late teens/early 20s prevents you from being a good person, as this article is suggesting, there are very few good people in this world.

Cheaper/boring cars, sell it privately. Nobody's looking to joyride in your 2005 Toyota Corolla.

This is awful news for a guy in his mid-20s hoping to have at least another decade of professional basketball ahead of him.

We need a supercut of NBA players speaking incomprehensible English doing local TV/radio spots.

In League of Legends, you're matched with people who are a similar level as you, and thus, supposed to have a similar level of experience. If you play a pick up game of basketball with people who all have a similar amount of experience, you'll probably have a good time. Hell, even if you are significantly less…

Presumably other low level players wouldn't have a lot of knowledge either, but it seems like most low level accounts are experienced players looking for easier competition.

I know, I spent a decent amount of time trying to learn the meta and learning how some champions worked after getting my head bit off. I had played LoL years ago but pretty much only played 3v3.

One big part left out of this post:

Reuben uncorking the champagne at 16-0.

I can't figure out if I'm severely disillusioned with American politics or not, but I really don't like any of the candidates, including Hillary. And I can't tell what's more troubling: the fact that the likely next president said fuck it to transparency and security just so one of her handlers didn't have to carry a…

There was an episode a couple years back where all of the contestants bet everything in Final Jeopardy and they all got it wrong, so there was no winner. Closest thing to this that I've seen.

This is one of the strangest serious-sounding comments I've ever read. This is isn't EA or a big-budget studio with thousands of employees developing products for mass consumption. I'm very sure there are people out there drawing pictures of men or women raping men.

Like a man in a cape lifting a car might?

Are these vitriolic Kotaku commenters shareholders? Are they managers? No, they're barely even potential customers.

However, having more paintings/games to choose from, even if some of them aren't to my liking, is far more preferable to me as a consumer.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with an increasingly diverse group of game developers creating an increasingly diverse selection of games with an increasingly diverse cast of characters. That I applaud. What's asinine is those who believe that discouragement of existing game developers, rather than encouragement of…

"Don't like your politicians? Well go make your own country and do politics there!" - See how silly that is?

"Teacher! Timmy drew a picture and I don't like the clothes the person is wearing! Make him change it!"

Look at the other comments. There are dozens complaining about the Zarya, but not the cookie-cutter cowboy. Is the design lazy? Yeah, a little. Is Zarya's design so much lazier than McCree's that all the outrage about supposed lazy game design should be directed at one but not the other? Not even a little bit.

It's a clear rejoinder to anyone who argues that talking about gaming and vocalizing preferences is useless, or the empty "well, go make your own video game".