We should shame people for certain things, like passing out drunk in public. In fact, we need to take the shaming further. People are shitheads because we stopped shaming them for being shitheads.

So they're a business....and the non-white dolls aren't selling....why should they be forced to keep them around?

A Dwight Howard team losing on a buzzer-beater three? No way.

So an 80 pound woman that looks like she's wasted on heroin shaves her eyebrows, wears clothes vaguely resembling clothing from other cultures, and this is high fashion?

This is one of the few situations where Jalops probably agree with safety committees. Amber lights for turn signals, red for brakes, white for reverse. Everyone's happy.

All of the arguments against paying players are bullshit. That's what makes this situation so ridiculous.

Eh, it's not like 7th round draft picks go on to much success anyway. If you're Michael Sam, why not milk it for all its worth while you can? He's three years away from being a professional motivational speaker.

But haven't we known for awhile that he's felt that way? Yup, sure have.

Almost anything can trigger sadness and pain. The idea that everyone has to tiptoe around every subject all the time just in case someone might have a painful memory associated with the subject is asinine. Life sucks sometimes, but you can't expect the world to change because of tragedies in your personal life.

Dodge Dart parts registry. Or crowdfunding a Dodge Dart. Or whatever the hell this shit was.

That shit ruined Jalopnik for a while.

Hall says the staff at the Cox Road Subway put marinara sauce on her pizza. She said she wanted pizza sauce instead.

Garage sale or yard sale.

Sterling is not being forced out because of his past transgressions, he's being forced out because of the ensuing media backlash.

Right, but it accidentally got sent to all users, or at least more than intended. The confusing part is people trying to make a mass e-mail about them and their personal situations.

There's a power difference that you're pretending doesn't exist.

The problem is that people like you are looking at it in a vacuum. "Well, hitting someone is worse than saying words, so why is the punishment for the violence less than the punishment for the words?" Meanwhile, the point is sailing far, far over your head.

The players union is trying to send the message to the Sterlings that they will not be able to be an owner in the NBA, regardless of what the league or the courts say. Donald Sterling is way out in left field yelling about the AIDS, but Shelly Sterling seems to think that she can own an NBA team through litigation.…

Things I'll never understand: when something like this happens, Shutterfly sending out a new baby e-mail to all women instead of just new moms, why people bring up quasi-related personal things infertility or miscarriages to show how mad they are. Obviously it was a mistake, but these comments make it sound like these…

People are still defending Donald Sterling? What does he have to do to prove himself to these morons? Sign a document live on TV that says, "I, DONALD STERLING, AM A RACIST"? Use the pen to stab a nearby minority? Genocide?