The "only 20 of 24,800 respondents actually qualified" part is nonsensical. This isn't SEAL Team Six, it's the National Guard. What stringent qualifications could they possibly have?

Yeah, that sounded strange.

HE WAS "BUMMED" AND "A LITTLE SORE." EVEN WHEN HE'S TRYING NOT TO TALK ABOUT ANAL SEX, HE ACCIDENTALLY TALKS ABOUT ANAL SEX.

As you probably should.

Clowney's too good to pass up at #1. After that...who knows.

It's the comments section on a Gawker Media site. What are we to do here if not share our thoughts on the article? Some people probably think it's cool. Some people think she has a psychological disorder. I think she seems insufferable. So, we talk about it. Who cares if it's a judgment or not?

Eh, I'm just parroting what I hear on Sportscenter. Sounds like Manziel could be a top 5 pick, with Carr and Bortles going later in the first round in some order.

We could get really existential with this really quick.

There's something inherently annoying about people who do weird risky things to themselves just so they can report on the internet that they've done weird risky things to themselves.

It looks like the ball was in the catcher's glove before he made the decision to swing. He wasn't so much trying to hit the ball as he was trying to wave the bat around in front of a catcher trying to make a throw.

GRIT QUIZ:

Western society has determined that competition is bad for kids. Video games traditionally have some sort of goal or ending where someone wins or something is conquered. Not Minecraft. Minecraft is legos.

The LA Clippers cannot operate as an NBA franchise with Sterling as a part. When you have the player's union threatening boycotts and a guy like Doc Rivers ready to walk out on his contract, the NBA needs to show they're doing everything in their power to get rid of him. That involves voting him out of the league and…

Maybe it's because I live in my own little bubble, but I was really surprised to hear so much support for Sterling, even if it was just "HURR DURR FREE SPEECH"

The fried White Castle burger genuinely looks good. Overall, I'd eat about half of these.

That's exactly what I thought when I saw this.

Bridgewater, a former ace University of Louisville quarterback, could be the number one pick in Thursday's NFL draft.

Police are investigating the situation. Everything released so far seems to indicate that Kaepernick was gone before anything happened, and that the police are trying to figure out if there was a "sexual situation." There's been no indication from the police department or otherwise that Kaepernick is a specific target…

Emma Stone says let's quit worrying about our bodies. Bill Gates says let's quit worrying about money. LeBron James says let's quit worrying about job security.

Are all Dodges just horrible for sightlines and visibility?