twentytwofish
twentynicefish
twentytwofish

Request to keep the term “narrow genius” for future use. Justification for request: I work in academia.

Nope - all male gun owners.

And no male gun ownership.

That cheesecake in the header looks INCREDIBLE.

After Dick’s announcement, I saw lots and lots and lots of butthurt “sportsmen” saying they’ll never give Dick’s another dollar. Walmart’s announcement was met with loads of hot air “TRAITOR TO AMERICA!!!” but I haven’t yet spotted a single gun nut declare they’ll never set foot in Walmart again. Hmmm...

You do know that the majority of guns used for criminal activities in Chicago proper were purchased outside of city limits, often in gun loving Indiana? That’s why Chicago’s attempts at gun control don’t work...

Still too low. The average age of mass shooters is 35. Raise the minimum age to 35 with a thirty-year waiting period.

Funny, but when you raise the case of pulling AR15s off the market to gun nuts, they’ll first claim that they’re relatively harmless, and just for fun and quote their statistics that they’re not that much more powerful than your average deer rifle. So then when you then ask them why they’d even bother with a gun like

Crazy that this is considered a big deal. That’s where we are today. If you haven’t read the article from the ER doctor that discussed the damage of an AR15 vs. a pistol wound, it is a must read. The muzzle velocity and ammo are designed for shredding internal organs so there is nothing left to repair. https://www

While going after the government to enact gun control laws is essential, it’s also essential that large chains be held accountable for making this shit so easy to get your hands on. I hate Walmart, but am happy about this move, considering the customer base they are generally catering to.

FIFY

Yes!!! He looks significantly LESS healthy in the after photos! I know that’s no surprise to us that know his snake oil is snake oil, but what I don’t understand is why they thought that photo would be a good selling tool?

What are these before and after pictures about? He just got redder and hairier.

Seriously. My boss’ 13 year old son DRAGS me on Instagram. I dare not fight back.

You getting banned from YouTube for being an asshole is NOT A FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUE!

The repeal of the Hatch-Waxman Act would destroy far-right media in a heartbeat. Infowars, the Blaze, and such are cripplingly dependent on advertising dollars from snake-oil “dietary supplements” manufacturers whose products the FDA can’t regulate until they actually kill someone. Nobody else wants to advertise with

As a middle school teacher, I am very aware of teenagers’ abilities to roast adults with extreme wit. It is awesome seeing these unwitting adults get their asses handed to them. That age group is underestimated by adults.

Why do low-information morons like Trump, Jones, et al have an obsession with their social media accounts, numbers? I mean, I enjoy getting likes when I post a picture of my lunch on Instagram, but I’m also not in a feud with a 17 year old.

God I love seeing these fat old bastards get completely destroyed by a bunch of kids.