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can we have an ‘oh fuck’ thread?

as long as you reference me, twenty nice fish.

hey hey, you mean *white male gun owners

omg!! i love them!! there’s an old guy who comes in, summer or winter, with his shorts, an ironed button up top and his suspenders. he does his treadmill and bike and leaves. I like to think the gym is a stop-over for somewhere much greater in his life.

she’s probably a fucking queenslander

as an australian i can confirm that we think you have bears roaming the streets, but the guns are way way worse.

oh man. the things my dog ate and lived to tell about. there was the time we walked in on my grandfather sharing timtams (chocolate) with him. one bite for dog, one for pop. one for dog, one for pop. once he bullied a kid into giving him his paddle pop. also he managed to get his face into spag bolognaise once. just…

I finished my honours assessment? I’m on track to get a first class (in a useless degree - but w the job market, what degree isn’t!?). I hope your years after this one will be infinitely better. Also I hope your ex-boyfriend gets constant diarrhea at the worst times possible!

I always think of what someone said about Ben Carson at times like this. The basic gist was you can be really, awesomely intelligent in one way and an absolute fucking moron in another. For Carson this was; that he was a revolutionary neuroscientist, but thought that going to prison can make you gay. Narrow genius is…

finally, a religious figure to relate to

this article brought back into my head a reoccurring childhood dream where i am killed, dumped in a field and small mice run all over me.

What I really don’t understand is people not reading this shit FOR THEIR OWN PROTECTION. Like - you are literally signing a legal document don’t you want to know what’s in it??

this has honestly made my week - you deserve a sainthood for that link alone

I need for this fact to be real more than I need anything else in my life at this moment in time.

This is why I drive my hairdresser crazy! I’m someone who trims at my hair in the six months between each visit (I’m also very lazy about appointments).

kangaroos don’t really kick their aggressors - they do this thing with their feet where they latch onto you and, using these claw nails, drag down to disembowel.

You don’t need to feel guilty at all! No matter how friendly you are with a stylist they are still someone you go to for a service - as cruel as that may sound. If you’ve found somewhere that works better for you then that’s great! It’s not about being mean to someone, it’s about getting the best from a service you…

from a family of skiers: either the literal worst luck ever or jumping out. worst luck ever: my uncles ski got hooked on a high branch and yanked him out (it was the 70s tho so i don’t doubt they’re much better made now).so, he got yanked out, managed to hold on a bit then let go when he thought would be okay to land…

Oh man no worries!! I totally in my head had explained that she was a dog who needed more care than novice dog owners were capable of giving, but obviously I actually didn’t. Sorry!! I would hate to imply that rescue animals are bad animals- they are lovely animals. It’s people who put them in that situation almost…